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Author, Connoisseur of Pop Culture, Middle School Teacher.
Add some snaps and we might have our next Hamilton.
If it weren’t so dangerous, it’d be an incredible dark comedy. An orange felon w/ a hillbilly sidekick, alcoholic news bro, short king warhawk, and culty Assad apologist keeping us “safe”, while a brain-wormed ex-addict & a WWE chair magnet teach us how to be smart and healthy.
Lol...actually waiting on the imminent arrival of gramdbaby #2!
When a baby is about to be born, someone always has to boil water. It's for the baby's first hot dogs.
Today wasn't Taco Tuesday, but it was taco twoday, because I had tacos for breakfast and tacos for supper with extra schadenfreude sauce.
OK. Somebody please correct me if I'm wrong, and I'll delete in disgrace, but does this mean we will have a Pope who can vote in our next election?
It's the most right-wing evangelical thing ever that they set up a concentration camp in a country named after Jesus.
This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
@booker.senate.gov spoke for 25 hours on the criminality depravity of our president. I can't wait for Part 2!
Super happy for the winning...but I miss the days when this Texas girl didn't give a hoot about the Supreme Court seat in Wisconsin.
Cannot WAIT to read this one!
Today is the day! The Stars and Their Light is available now! When a mysterious object crashes in the desert outside Roswell, NM in 1947, the event shakes the lives and faith of several characters, including a nun who came to Roswell to found a new monastery. #ufosky #booksky
Every loser who voted to confirm this guy needs to be buried under a mountain of Reply All.
Declaring something is invalid doesn’t mean that it is. Write that with your autopen.
At a local burger place for a Spring Break Saturday night date, and it looks, feels, and sounds like a J6 reunion.
They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
Captain America SPOILER: in which an orangish monster president, under the mind control of an evil genius, destroys Washington.
I hope at tonight's 30-hour filibuster the Dems talk about the inauguration of my 7th graders
Type “I hope at tonight’s 30- hour filibuster the Dems talk about” and let autocorrect fill in the rest.
Hey remember when George Lucas was like “hurr durr Trade Wars” and we were like that’s so silly and he was like no wait that’s how Emperor Palpatine comes to power and we were like you are obviously dumb Jorge.
Updated DEI list of companies committed to DEI Costco, Meijer,Kroger,Giant Grocery,Ben & Jerry’s,Ulta,Macy’s, Old Navy,Nordstrom’s,TJ Maxx,GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…),Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans (for those on the east coast)
This is rom com gold. Girl has to choose between cozy cabin and flashy high rise.
I’m done dating humans. I’ve got a better idea—