ALTA

@al-ta.bsky.social

Japan-based guy. I am quite tired

the human pet guy teams up with horny, anti-autistic SoundCloud rapper and disgraced systems analyst, Keir Starmer, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.

📷 The Pigeon Is Back. 📷 The Pigeon Is Back. 📷 The Pigeon Is Back. 📷 The Pigeon Is Up. 📷 The Pigeon Is Up. 📷 The Pigeon Is Back. 📷 The Pigeon Is Back. 📷 The Pigeon Is Getting Crushed. 📷 The Pigeon Is Getting Shocked. 📷 The Pigeon Is Getting Boated. 📷 The Pigeon Is Getti

You expect unhoused people to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like the bottom of this hydroelectric reservoir where I might get paddled for being myself.

to access the trailhead an option used by many is to steal a nearby car. you can drive for about 20 minutes until you see the entrance. at that point set it alight and push it into the ravine. there you'll notice many other hikers have done the same. it is good trail practice to obfuscate evidence.

my idiot son bumbo keeps playfully flicking boiling pitch all over the house guests and ruining my expensive Hot Wheels dinner party

yessssss perfect weathjer for my pretentious floaty linen guy summer outfit yessss yessss (it's only april and i accept the fact that i'm going to be screaming and crying about how shit everything is once summer actually hits)