The San Diego Padres are on pace for 83 Wins
AlanPadres@alanpadres.bsky.social · yesterdayThe San Diego Padres are on pace for 84 Wins
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Pragmatist/Optimist/Pessimist. Pediatric Nurse🙏❤️ Life is like a cake, there’s LAYERS to it! Context matters. GO PADRES!!!
AlanPadres@alanpadres.bsky.social · yesterdayIf Workman doesn’t get a Grand Slam here I swear to god . . .
Casey Mize, rotation trade deadline savior, in his 1st start with the San Diego Padres gives up 8 earned runs in the worst outing of his professional career
With the dodgers losing their 6TH GAME IN A ROW tonight, we could’ve catapulted up to a mere 9 games back of the division. Casey Mize is a sleeper agent
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AlanPadres@alanpadres.bsky.social · yesterdayIf the Padres can hold on to win, and with the dodgers having lost 5 IN A ROW, that’ll put us to an even 10 games back of the division. With our 2 new pitching additions . . .
Casey Mize YOU are a San Diego Padre
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If the Dbacks gets a grand slam it’ll be Gage Workman’s fault somehow
I’ve seen enough. Bring in Robbie Ray
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The Padres catchers are either ELITE at ABS challenges or like they’re literally just heads with eyeballs scooped out of their faces
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Did Elon Musk win the contract for PitchCom?! 😭
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Every commercial break from now until the end of the World Series: “Do you want your kids to be raped and your parents to be eaten alive in front of you?! It’ll happen if you elect (insert anyone)”
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AlanPadres@alanpadres.bsky.social · 4h agoNothing gets me Randyier before a Major League Baseball game than political ads spewing the most nonsensical, hateful, ignorant toxic sludge into my eyes and ears 💦
Nothing gets me Randyier before a Major League Baseball game than political ads spewing the most nonsensical, hateful, ignorant toxic sludge into my eyes and ears 💦
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Hot take: Radio and YouTube sports people should stop constantly talking over each other and interrupting
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The end of an era . . . The cauldron has been smashed. No more Hocus Pocus 😭💔 #RIPMATT
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San Diego Padres@padres.mlbbsky.com · 9h ago🔁 Reposted @BlueJays
The San Diego Padres are on pace for 84 Wins
AlanPadres@alanpadres.bsky.social · 2d agoThe San Diego Padres are on pace for 83 Wins
Ok, NOW Tatis is going crazy in the clubhouse after this 2nd home run and I’ve just been told he took a cup of steroids
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AlanPadres@alanpadres.bsky.social · yesterdayThey took Tatis out of the game then started shitting the bed so that he’d feel powerless and motivated then come back and hit 5 home runs tomorrow on route to breaking the single season home run record
They took Tatis out of the game then started shitting the bed so that he’d feel powerless and motivated then come back and hit 5 home runs tomorrow on route to breaking the single season home run record
AlanPadres@alanpadres.bsky.social · yesterday“Sure the Padres are winning 7-0 against the team directly ahead of them for the last playoff spot, but pouring it on like this could make Fernando Tatis Jr bored and thus end our season. I say put him in to close out the last 3 innings on the mound” -Me