Drink water out of spite.

Heyyyyyyy take a look, you pervs! * * yes. I’m a perv too

Weredog!@were.dog · last wk.

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Date yourself with a commercial from your childhood. youtu.be/djMjYgqFrrQ?...

Calgon Water Softner Ancient Chinese Secret 1970's TV Commercial HD

YouTube video by FM1156

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🦦OtterJ 🦦 🔞 NSFW 🔞@otter4u.bsky.social · 2w ago

Date yourself with a commercial from your childhood. I never understood WHY this person had to dip her hand into washing-up liquid - and NOT notice it!! 🤪

I'm doing some market research - tell me your popper name 👀 👀

Depraved Bator Juice. Seems legit.

Twisted Beast@twistedbeast.bsky.social · 2w ago

I'm doing some market research - tell me your popper name 👀 👀

pdx peeps! if you’re struggling or life feels particularly lifey, you can call this number and talk to someone with lived experience with mental health and substance issues. it’s free and they don’t call the cops🩵ily

I love them so much.

The boys got a gift for me, Friday night will be pack night out - pup night in PDX Friday.

With so many of us dogs and such being a little mellow here’s some motivation to get the week going: You are worthy You are good enough You are a kind soul You are wonderful Sometimes we just need to give ourselves grace and acknowledge how far we’ve come Loves ya 🩵💙 #MotivationalMonday #PupPlay

qt with a pretty pic of your penis

SKY NEWS: “Trump says you’re a gift to the Republican Party.” @abdulelsayed.bsky.social: “I’m a gift to the state of Michigan, God-willing.” SKY NEWS: “He says you’re full of shit.” ABDUL: “At least I don’t let mine go in the middle of the Oval Office.” 🔥 🔥 👀

INIU Ultra Slim 45W Fast Charging with Attached USB C Cable www.amazon.com/vdp/001dbd33... Ok, I don’t **need** it, but that stupid light up blue paw

Mira INIU Ultra Slim 45W Fast Charging with Attached USB C Cable en Amazon Live

Compra con el asesoramiento de expertos de SimpleLife LLC en su último video INIU Ultra Slim 45W Fast Charging with Attached USB C Cable

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Freshly clean out of the shower. Now if only someone to get dirty with. Soon hopefully. @wrexpupp.bsky.social @pupcrayon.dognoises.dog

Morning wood does not happen as much to the old doggo so gotta celebrate it when possible.

I can’t seem to get pictures to attach to my posts here, iOS - iPhone. Anyone else ?

Yet another - Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli

David Strathairn as Irwin Emery: Data Flow

ALT: David Strathairn as Irwin Emery: Data Flow

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Also - another one Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli

David Lynch in Twin Peaks

ALT: David Lynch in Twin Peaks

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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli

Tim Curry's Wadsworth Eye Roll in Clue

ALT: Tim Curry's Wadsworth Eye Roll in Clue

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sudo apt install boop -f@itsoasus.com · last mo.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli

U2 - Until the End of the World In my dream, I was drowning my sorrows, but my sorrows they'd learned to swim

Greyson 🐶@jedijoe.bsky.social · last mo.

“The road outside my house is paved with good intentions, hired a construction crew cause it’s hell on the engine”

For the record, my ‘biting’ center is much bigger.

Helios Cobalt 🔜 Shadowbringers@helioscobalt.bsky.social · last mo.

Damn.

Dog Stricken@stricken.dog · last mo.

Boot Sequence

You stupid ass, backwards, science denying, self centered, moronic, xenophobic, wastes of human flesh. Eradicated in 2000. Those choosing not to get their crotch fruit vaccinated were likely vaccinated themselves. But everyone loves a comeback ! /sarcasm

I agree !

Helios Cobalt 🔜 Shadowbringers@helioscobalt.bsky.social · 2mo ago

JFC. So much this.

i'm buppy?@barawerewolf.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"why are so many gay guys into puppy play" idk man you ever been autistic and got so tired of pretending to be neurotypical that you just wanted to be in a space where it's socially acceptable to be nonverbal and for your face to be obscured and not having to worry about saying the wrong thing or

TFW: You find someone here, you ❤️ a ton of their posts, then start following each other, then they ❤️ a ton of your posts back. Makes me feel far less like I’m creeping onto someone’s account. Sorry (not sorry) for all the activity, not sleeping well and needed the distraction.

How about some food porn ? My first batch of soft German style pretzels. Never used lye before. Gahhh dayum they were so good.

This tends to be my reality

Graphite@pupgraphite.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Void thoughts: I see people that get super obsessed and clingy with people and I struggle mentally thinking I'm the same way. My anxiety wants me to flock to my safe people but I feel I'm being overwhelming. And then I disappear. I fear I'm talked about the same way.

These are cute

Pup Zain@zainpup.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I hate that I like this 😤

Ugh. Struggling with my body, post surgery. Much I want to do. Much I can’t / am not supposed to. And then I try other things and fail. Remember to have compassion for us old doggos. I’ll Be the one asking you to help get my bag in the overhead bin because I can no longer lift it. *sigh*