it is 2003. I am watching my childhood best friend (trans woman) play kingdom hearts. it is 2026. I am watching my wife (trans woman) play kingdom hearts

IF THERE ARE 0 LAVERNE FANS LEFT THEN I AM DEAD

Longtime Laverne fans may recognize the first photo

Colleen@grouponlobotomy.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Some recent embroidery

I would follow the Boston Banshees to Hell and back, I just wish they’d stop taking me there

Happy first day of July

If you are my dermatologist LOOK AWAY:

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

she is asking respectfully for a bite of burek

herring run visitors

Sailor Laverne is Boston Fleet playoff ready 🫡 ⚓️

tonight The New Pornographers played Whiteout Conditions and Cat and Mouse With the Light back to back and I thought “damn. It’s like I picked this” and then after the show my wife said “wow that was a really Lasky-coded setlist”

It’s poppin’ at the herring run!

everybody has been saying the Nordiques jerseys are cursed but I love them so much I’ve been like “guys nooooo they’re fine you’ll see” and now the Avs are losing to the CANUCKS OF ALL PEOPLE

Croatian teacher was telling me that the basketball situation in Croatia sucks and I’m like ok I guess I gotta ship my 6’5” brother back to the motherland so he can put us on the map

xen of warrior princess

SATURDAY NIGHT SWEEP 🧹

But as for me and my house I’m trying to see if that leg meat fill up the boot

waiting for Hannah Bilka to come back

Got to meet the Fleet’s gold and bronze medalists today and I was very normal about it 😇

habitual line-stepper@alaskastardust.bsky.social · 9mo ago

this gold medal brought to you by THE BOSTON FLEET

rhubarb mcntire

saw somebody post that blueberries weren’t good and I’m fighting the urge to be like one of those weed guys who’s like “bro trust me you just haven’t tried the right strain.” you gotta try the wild blueberries. have you tried a Maine blueberry pie. you haven’t tried the right one. broooo trust me

this gold medal brought to you by THE BOSTON FLEET

got diagnosed with autism last week but there’s hockey happening so I don’t really care about that rn

was losing it the other day over the Avs having a streak of playing poorly but I then I saw someone talking about being a Canucks fan. and I do feel very silly now

we’re gonna skate to one song. one song only. The Destruction of the Kola Superdeep Borehole Tower

the Mountain Goats@themountaingoats.bsky.social · 9mo ago

skaters will not have this problem should they choose to skate with the universally beloved music of the Mountain Goats

when I tell you I Hollered.

Boston Fleet@bostonfleet.com · 9mo ago

ALINA. MÜLLER.

oh geez that’s me

Alucard by another name.@gracepersephone.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Happy birthday to my captain, ever holder of my heart. We've spent the last 6 birthdays together and I still relish learning more about you. Every day feels better for having you in it. Happy birthday, darlin, we love you very very very very very very very much.

rogue on account of her many Crimes

Alucard by another name.@gracepersephone.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Do you guys think Laverne would uphold the Ninja Village status quo or would she be a rogue nin?