Alberta Tech
@albertatech.bsky.social
👩💻 Software eng 🤪 Creator of cringe tech videos 🥺 The funniest girl in us-east-1 beacons.ai/albertatech
Devs would rather re-write an entire code base than admit they don’t understand something 😭
The best part about the DOGE code leak is learning that even Elon's quirky band of ragtag kids still call it twitter 😅
Happy v-day here’s how to make programmer bf fall in love ❤️🥰
I just know one of these 19 year old DOGE coders are going to get catfished into leaking government secrets by an ig profile with "northeastern '28 🌸🫶😜" in the bio
"Why are all of these influencers crying about the TikTok ban" Why are people upset about .... losing their job ...? uh ...
me as an engineer: ugh do i really have to internationalize all of these strings me on red note: what kind of engineer didn’t internationalize any of these strings
Here at Meta we don’t just want to lay you off, we want to ruin your professional reputation too! 🙏🙌 www.theverge.com/2025/1/14/24...
Zuckerberg says Meta will lay off more ‘low-performers’
Meta’s CEO tells employees he’s “raising the bar” ahead of “an intense year.”
theverge.com
My favorite part of Zuckerberg's Joe Rogan interview is when he suggests there is not enough masculine energy at his company, where two out of every three employees is a man.
How does Zuckerberg want us to make tech companies *more* masculine? Put navy sheets on all the furniture ???????
Weren’t we just talking about AI replacing Jr engineers? 😭 I feel like AI is getting promoted faster than I am at this point 🥴
Hey folks, yes my YouTube got banned, no I don’t know what happened. 🥲 Hopefully this is just a mistake we can get fixed ASAP but all my short form content is on Tiktok/Insta in the meantime. 🫶
girl math: venmo money = free boy math: 5’10” = 6’ linkedin math: 2025 - 2018 + 22 = 29
The progression of my attempts to make the perfect 8 bit mug (left to right) honestly I love sad floppy disk dude
Please indulge me while I take my “breaking news” tweet to its logical conclusion 🫡
BREAKING: Elon Musk makes scientific breakthrough enabling him to live in alternate reality
Making thumbnails from my videos is low key the easiest job in the world 😅
When you discover the secret incantations that banish AI from your digital goods. Featuring: Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social (I think?) Source (don't sleep on this account, she's hilarious and spot on when it comes to a lot of tech culture): youtube.com/shorts/AbUpc...
BREAKING: Elon Musk makes scientific breakthrough enabling him to live in alternate reality