It's like having that friend who puts terrible ideas in your head...
Risque Draws 🔞✍️☕@risquedraws.bsky.social · 9h agoOutfit of the day 👗 / Withoutfit of the day 🍑
Albert
@albertcumus.bsky.social
About: NSFW lewd-merchant with artistic pretentions Stats: 6ft, 41, he/him, British Likes: hot minds and hot voices Dislikes: racism and injustice, so don't be doing that About you: mdni Additional: Fill your boots on saves and reposts.
Risque Draws 🔞✍️☕@risquedraws.bsky.social · 9h ago
#tummytuesday as fashionably bad as ever. tummy has been hurting all day. I deserve to be treated to .. treats. also ✨️tummy kisses✨️ paypal.me/madbaddgirlm... throne.com/madbaddgirl #tummytuesday #babygirl #nsfwbsky #18+ #squishy #soft
Lewds are funny, aren't they? Like sometimes you'll spend months following a rigorous diet and exercise regime, hire the best crew available and spend two weeks in a retreat trying to understand your character and zilch Other times you'll spend 30 seconds and the internet is all "Well hi there!"
Repost! Show your PFP in all its glory. I mean, my lips and fingers are my best features. Could anyone make use of that?
Pretty Lynne@prettylynne23.bsky.social · 2d agoRepost! Show your PFP in all its glory.
The liberal middle classes are so funny. They're all Palestine flags and Refugees Welcome but you should see how much they absolutely lose their shit when the traveller community rolls into town
I sometimes think if would be really funny to have a day where everyone is ironically terrible. Like, lazy dick pics (and whatever the female equivalent of that is) plus the most monotone clichéd audios and everyone being weird as fuck in the comments Then I worry people would probably like it
Maybe nostalgia is just love with nowhere left to go
What if humans conceived of a new economic model that provided a far greater financial reward for purveyors of whimsy?
BOSH! Mancunians you are both fun AND sexy
Albert@albertcumus.bsky.social · 7d agoMancunians! A reminder that voting is both fun AND sexy
Happy birthday to my wife @juniedayy.bsky.social, presiding angel of Bluesky and bastion of unerring loveliness. Go spoil her!
You know what I want to see more than literally anything? Star signs in the southern hemisphere.
Went to the greatest bus station I've ever seen in my life today. Absolutely fucking brilliant it was
Omg is anyone watching this thing about Jared Leto being a wrong 'un?
So this is an actual product in the UK that we're all supposed to be more grown up about than I'm currently being
Every single person alive would sound cooler if their surname was Blood
Genuinely gutted about Kavinksy. This was a masterpiece and possibly the best thing Lovefoxxx ever did youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY?...
Kavinsky - Nightcall (Drive Original Movie Soundtrack) (Official Audio)
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