Doodle (The Other One)

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“I love penis!” I say to the guy holding a sign hating on gay people. As he immediately goes into cardiac arrest, someone taps the back of my shoulder and goes “This isn’t right of you, we weren’t raised to be like this.” I turn around and see the visage of Dr Doom

“Hrm… I can say this in a single tweet” I say to myself after seeing a 30 minute video essay. After uttering those words, Albert Einstein descends from above to tell me how smart I am. I disregard him and say “You’re not my level bud.” before I disintegrate him into a fine pile of soot