Hey #OFMD and @sambaschutte.bsky.social fans! Some possibly homophobic trolls left Advanced Chemistry a 1-star rating on IMDb. So we would much appreciate your help combating it with a nice rating and maybe even a nice review! Thanks for spreading the word! www.imdb.com/title/tt2853...

More fun with scammers

More fun with scammers

More fun with scammers

Kyrie Irving claims 86% of #NBA marriages end in divorce. I’m not sure of the source for this statistic, but we can be pretty sure that he did his own research.

“Quad God" Ilia Malinin fell twice in the Men’s Individual Figure Skating #Olympics competition. Now some of his former fans are saying they’re atheists.

#Norway won the most gold medals ever at the Winter #Olympics this year with 41. Norway has a population of 5.6 million. If my math is right, that means the average Norwegian won seven Olympic medals.

Canada's #Olympic curling teams face accusations of cheating. Now this seems crazy. How can someone cheat at a sport where nobody on earth knows the rules?

#JackHughes lost teeth from a high-stick to the mouth before his #Olympic gold-winning goal. Lose a tooth, get a gold medal. This is basically the adult version of the tooth fairy.

One day there will be an #OFMD reboot and my daughter will be ready.

All #OFMD and #AdvancedChemistryMovie fans should sign up for this. And then ask Con if he wants to do an advanced chemistry sequel and if it should be called Advanced Con-istry. Yes, that joke is as cheesy as Samba’s cheesecake.

Samba Schutte@sambaschutte.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Is your body ready for this? Join Con and I and learn to bake my classic cheesecake!👨🏾‍🍳🏴‍☠️ No previous baking experience required! And check out our special edition stickers!✨ All to benefit @foodonfootla❤️ There will be love, chaos and probably some filth… #ourflagmeansdeath #heatedpiracy

Is it offensive when a writer writes a gay character suggesting they could turn straight? Well, great news! Chaunte improv-ed this line.

Advanced Chemistry Movie@advancedchemmov.bsky.social · 7mo ago

"Please Please Please You're turning me straight!" #Pluribus and #OFMD's Samba Schutte in ADVANCED CHEMISTRY! Get some #SexySexyScience with ADVANCED CHEMISTRY this weekend, now streaming for FREE on Tubi and Pluto! tubitv.com/movies/10003... #OurFlagMeansDeath #AdvancedChemistryMovie

Happy #PresidentsDay! I’m pretty sure if Lincoln and Washington were alive today, both of them would think that this sexy mouse GIF is the greatest thing they ever saw.

Advanced Chemistry Movie@advancedchemmov.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Happy #Valentine's weekend! May your weekend be as sexy as this mouse and #OFMD's @sambaschutte.bsky.social ! Get romantic with ADVANCED CHEMISTRY this weekend, now streaming for FREE on Tubi and Pluto!

This is what they mean by “no glove, no love”, right?

Advanced Chemistry Movie@advancedchemmov.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Happy #Valentine's! We hope your night is almost as romantic as #Pluribus and #OFMD's @sambaschutte.bsky.social night here! Get romantic with ADVANCED CHEMISTRY this weekend, now streaming for FREE on Tubi and Pluto! tubitv.com/movies/10003...

You can’t Netflix and chill tonight with our movie, but you can… Tubi and touch booby? Pluto and don’t be Platonic? I’ll see myself out.

Advanced Chemistry Movie@advancedchemmov.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Happy #Valentine's! May your weekend involve some kissing where your lips actually touch lips. Or just spend it with #Pluribus and #OFMD's @sambaschutte.bsky.social! Get romantic with ADVANCED CHEMISTRY this weekend, now streaming for FREE on Tubi and Pluto! tubitv.com/movies/10003...

Happy #Valentine's! May your weekend involve some kissing where your lips actually touch lips. Or just spend it with #Pluribus and #OFMD's @sambaschutte.bsky.social! Get romantic with ADVANCED CHEMISTRY this weekend, now streaming for FREE on Tubi and Pluto! tubitv.com/movies/10003...

Who’s ready to Tubi and chill?

Advanced Chemistry Movie@advancedchemmov.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Happy #Valentine's! May your weekend involve some PDA... or not PDA. Either way, spend it with #Pluribus and #OFMD's @sambaschutte.bsky.social ! Get romantic with ADVANCED CHEMISTRY this weekend, now streaming for FREE on Tubi and Pluto! tubitv.com/movies/10003...

This mouse gif might be my favorite thing from the movie (well, other than @sambaschutte.bsky.social’s performance). What’s yours?

Advanced Chemistry Movie@advancedchemmov.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Happy #Valentine's weekend! May your weekend be as sexy as this mouse and #OFMD's @sambaschutte.bsky.social ! Get romantic with ADVANCED CHEMISTRY this weekend, now streaming for FREE on Tubi and Pluto!

Yep. Happy Valentines y’all! Spend it with Samba and so many lesbians!

Advanced Chemistry Movie@advancedchemmov.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Now streaming for FREE on Tubi and on Pluto just in time for #Valentine's! Get lovey dovey with #OFMD's @sambaschutte.bsky.social and a whole bunch of lesbians! tubitv.com/movies/10003...

Thanks for the shoutout @blackgirlnerds.bsky.social !

Black Girl Nerds @blackgirlnerds.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Good Deed Entertainment’s raucous romcom Advanced Chemistry is now available for free on Tubi, giving fans nationwide a chance to catch the film for the first time outside of theaters and premium platforms. blackgirlnerds.com/advanced-che...

Can #AdvancedChemistry, #ofmd and #Pluribus Star @sambaschutte.bsky.social do what the Terminator couldn’t and take down Linda Hamilton? I believe it.

Samba Schutte@sambaschutte.bsky.social · 7mo ago

What an honor @saturnawards.bsky.social! Thank you so much, what fine company🕺🏽🙏🏾✨ And congrats Rhea & Karolina too!❤️💐 #Pluribus #saturnawards

Does @sambaschutte.bsky.social have 💪 emoji game? Yes, yes he does. Now stop reading this and go stream #AdvancedChemistryMovie on #Tubi for free. Every stream helps!

Samba Schutte@sambaschutte.bsky.social · 8mo ago

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#OFMD and #Pluribus star @sambaschutte.bsky.social ‘s brilliant lead turn in #AdvancedChemistry has just landed on #Tubi today so you can watch for free. Yes, please tell all your cheap friends who haven’t watched yet! tubitv.com/movies/10003...

Advanced Chemistry (2023)

A scientist injects his best friend with a compound he's created to help her stop cheating on her wife, leading to unexpected results.

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Shout out to #AdvancedChemistry and #OFMD star @sambaschutte.bsky.social for getting a shoutout from Rhea Sehorn on the #GoldenGlobes tonight! Yes, this is a shout out shout out.

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… a horrific Christmas tree murder scene. I fear that the partridge is next.

Who would’ve thought that someone who believes in Jewish space lasers could ever be naïve?

I hear the sound of footsteps on my roof. So either Santa is real or else this home invasion is real.

Never thought I’d see a glory hole in a fashion ad.

Got this from a scammer. Should I reply: No actually I went to Uranus. It didn’t feel as good as I expected. or Yes, Mars. You were supposed to meet me there. Very frustrating to go that far and you didn’t show up. I’m not sure I feel comfortable making outer space travel plans with you anymore.

Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! Wasn’t expecting to have to hunt for a meal…