my first tornado warning in the midwest 🤠

my optometrist told me about how the kids don’t know how to write in cursive because they don’t teach it in school anymore :/ we’re losing recipes

one piece elbaph arc drops todayyyyyy

a man in a straw hat is crying with the words " it 's peak " below him

ALT: a man in a straw hat is crying with the words " it 's peak " below him

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does anyone wanna become friends and bond over one piece 👉🏼👈🏼

logged back on to this to see they finally have drafts

i haven’t posted on here in forever are all of my moots gone 😭😭😭

hi bluesky oomfs i am still alive 💚

life’s been good :)

just took my first waymo ride and 15 seconds in it SLAMMED the brakes like it saw god because this amazon truck driver materialized out of thin air

idk who needs to hear this (me) but girl stand UP you can’t let your opps win and see you like this, pull yourself together before the group chat gets screenshots

angel number ahhhh

everyday i’m reminded i was born in the right time because me and the crew would have been all lobotomized back in the day tbh

life update — i’m getting fully funded and PAID to go to grad school :)

no such thing as affordable anymore. just overpriced scams and regular scams with a coupon code

there’s more neutrals in this community goods line than a zara basics rack

community is tita at the corner store picking out another bibingka set for me because “anak, there are bigger ones, sayang naman” 😭

did 8 hours of sleeping in 4. efficiency is my love language

me and schedule the send feature are best friends

watched the minecraft movie and i can’t stop thinking about how bro slapped boots of swiftness on an iron golem. modded server behavior

good morning from manhattan ☁️

me listening to hampstead by ariana grande

every single one of my friends has brains and beauty and i love that for me

me smelling santal 33 by le labo for the first time

mfs twisting gym machine knobs tighter than budget after rent. bro i just wanna do a set

i wonder if beyoncé knows how fire her remix of diva (homecoming live) is. the transition to everybody mad is so smooth. still one of my favorite workout tracks

cast yourself as a villain

a woman in a red outfit is standing in front of an orange sky .

Alt: a woman in a red outfit is standing in front of an orange sky — Azula from the Avatar series, lightning-bending

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i’m so sick. i fought tooth and nail to phase 2 of chronos in hades II just to get folded like a lawn chair

people always say aritzia workers are judgmental or unhelpful, but the trick is to go on a weekday morning when they’re not swamped — completely different vibe. best customer service i’ve had in a while and i say this as an ex retail manager

i swear to god if reincarnation is real then terrible people must be reborn as hamsters or goldfish. no way you’re getting a second chance just to drown in your own water bottle or get yeeted by a toddler