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Alexandria
@alexandria.bsky.social
communist. third responder. twitter.com/bitchthot420
The three legendary beasts of Pokemon 2nd gen are clearly all dogs. But apparently now they're saying they're all cats, likely due to transgender.
if you ain't got neopronouns you're fucking washed dude. you got unc pronouns bro.
you used to jerk your dick on the computer. now it's on the phone like every other damn thing.
rejecting bedtime will be an integral part of the general strike
a therapist could make a lot of money specializing in group poly counseling sessions
There is something to be said about maintaining the party line in order to deliver on a clear and cohesive political project. But the DSA has and is not designed for either of those things, so divergence from a chapter's statements and open protest of its elected members is to be expected.
trans chicks be broke asf having like 4 bitches. no wonder they're walking them around in their apartment dressed like dogs and shit, they gotta run out of free date ideas after like one week.
if i were head of nintendo i'd be like link is neurodivergent and bigender. mario is mexican now. just throw shit out there and respond with shrugging emojis to people that get mad.
asking the guy smoking crack on the subway for a quick hit
if Chinese made Pokemon they'd be named shit like A Forest's Moon
girlfriend hoodies don't have the same alluring cocksmell that the boyfriend hoodie does
Really really funny that I took the trouble to pack my camera and buy spare batteries for my NYC trip and never once took it out of my bag. Should probably use the coming fall weather to get some hikes in to take some classic Alex pictures of rocks.
Are there any birds that don't lay eggs? Probably. “Rule of the Exception.” But scientists would probably turn around and say, “Actually, that's not a bird. It just looks like one.” Like what they did with whales and dolphins in regard to fish.
I have successfully spread my DS9 autism from my friends to their friends like a social contagion
this cost $121.65 at the grocery store. how the fuck am i supposed to feed my found family? @realdonaldtrump
Forgot to post anything here about my NYC trip. Was really fun and honestly kind of eye-opening about how unfulfilling I find living in the South to be. I meant to take more pictures but I kept forgetting my camera at the apartment when I went out. 😓
breaking: hackers have leaked gameplay footage of the new fisher price baby fun light up toy car with musical wheels. the ip owner has vowed to have the leaker eliminated "by any means necessary".
DSA is seemingly becoming more politically relevant due to the success of politicians who are not even members of the org. Even the ones that are (Mamdani) seem totally independent from the organization. Seems like DSA should ask itself: how do they work toward their disavowal having influence?
Americans simultaneously have the least revolutionary potential in their domestic politics as well as the largest influence over the entity that limits the revolutionary potential of other nations.
weeklong vacations are to remind you of how fucking awesome it feels to be unemployed on someone else's dime