“He who memes others is strong; he who memes himself is mighty.” - Laozi (Lao-Tzu, 6th c. BCE) www.amazon.com/Alexa-Nichol...

I'm a video game nerd. I'm also picky about the games I play, but when I do dive into one, I tend to get fully immersed. With a game like "Detroit: Become Human," however, that can be a bad thing... Go read my little review of it for free. 🥰 subscribestar.adult/posts/422173

I'm about to die. My homiegirl is in the kitchen trying to manhandle some slightly frozen ground beef so she can cook, and tells me, "I need a meat masher." So, of course, my big brother passes by and comments, "What's up?" She blushes furiously. These two 'dated.' Loudly. 😫

As a gamer, I love reading stories like these. They warm my heart. Indie developers are the shizzle, and this game looks absolutely adorable. 🥰

Chill shop sim about repairing off-brand PS1s makes its budget back "within 12 hours" and earns $3 million days after launch

ReStory sounds like my ideal cozy game

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“If it is not right, do not do it; if it is not true, do not meme it.” - Marcus Aurelius (121–180 CE) www.amazon.com/Alexa-Nichol... 😏

I've been playing the Final Fantasy series in order on my Nintendo Switch via Pixel Remaster, and last night I beat Final Fantasy II! I hope three is better... In all fairness, it tried to introduce a lot of new mechanics, so I can forgive it a little. www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

So I saved up and bought Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster for my Nintendo Switch. I don't regret it. The quality-of-life features, along with the revamped graphics, are amazing. I already beat Final Fantasy I, working on Final Fantasy II now! 🥳

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Ditch both of them. McDonald’s has become sanitized and dystopian (seriously, have you been in one lately?!), while Burger King at least seems to be trying to improve. Still... Five Guys has way better burgers, and they aren’t stingy with the fries! 🤤

What's The Actual Difference Between Burger King And McDonald's Beef? - Tasting Table

The beef at both McDonald's and Burger King is made from 100% beef without fillers and extenders, but all BK patties are frozen, and only some McDs are.

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This will never make sense to me. How can people just be cool with this? I don't care what political affiliation you are - this is about children! Babies! 😔

The mysterious Qedesha - a group of highly trained sacred prostitutes - is an organization that the naïve, young virgin Keira is aching to be inducted into. Follow her sexually charged journey in graphic, erotic detail... www.amazon.com/dp/B09FFF8XCW

Qedesha

Visit Amazon's Qedesha Page and shop for all Qedesha books. Check out pictures, author information, and reviews of Qedesha

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“Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having many memes.” - Seneca (4 BCE–65 CE)

Anytime I'm feeling a little down, this video of Tom Holland dancing to Umbrella with Zendaya in the background always lifts me up. It's so adorable on several levels. Love it. 😌 www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0nN...

Tom Holland Performs Rihanna's "Umbrella" | Lip Sync Battle

Tom Holland's performance of "Umbrella" could give Rihanna a run for her money. It's going to take a lot to top that! Subscribe to Comedy Central UK: http://bit.ly/1gaKaZO Check out the Comedy…

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It's my birthday. 😌

Some women fall in love. Some women fall into temptation. Some women destroy their entire lives chasing desire. This collection has all three. 😈 www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2SCK9R7

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I know, some of the memes I post on Monday at noon push the boundaries of decency, but did you know I post way more offensive memes? If you're a member of my Subscribestar Adult, go hither... subscribestar.adult/posts/943858

Leo was a devoted husband, father, and successful comic-strip illustrator. After alcoholism and his wife's death, he mentally collapsed. Then his daughter and her friend hatched a plan that spiraled into something more dangerous than they imagined... www.amazon.com/dp/B0CV225PBB

“The misfortune of the memer is better than the prosperity of the fool.” - Epicurus (341–270 BCE) 📚 www.amazon.com/Alexa-Nichol...

Thanks for being a part of my little digital world. I know I'm not the best author or the most popular social media wench, but you all still take time out of your lives to talk with me, respond to my posts, and read my books. That means more to me than any of you can know. 😌

Elena’s mother is out of town on business, leaving her all alone with her newly minted stepfather, a man she has been lusting after since the day her mother brought him home... www.amazon.com/dp/B0DP68N3KN

So I got up to use the restroom last night, and my foot somehow caught in the blankets, and I fell HARDASFUCK directly on my knees and nearly faceplanted. So now I'm walking around like someone twice my age, and my big brother keeps calling me "elderly." 😭

Sigh... 😔 Trump orders Pentagon to redesign US aircraft carrier to use steam catapults to launch jets www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Trump orders Pentagon to redesign US aircraft carrier to use steam catapults to launch jets

President has suggested steam catapults every year since 2017, saying digital systems are too ‘complicated’

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Some women fall in love. Some women fall into temptation. Some women destroy their entire lives chasing desire. This collection has all three. 😈 www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2SCK9R7

A random thought hit me out of nowhere: our mouths were intended for four things: eating, drinking, communicating, and breathing. However. What's the point of pressing our lips against another person's lips in a "kiss?" I know it's supposed to be an intimate act, but... why? 🤔