A wee storm outside now. Shazam!!!

What gif pops up when you type your name. ... Par for the course, being yelled at.

Alex the Marmot Calling Out

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Sean 🎃@manintheboxxiii.bsky.social · 3d ago

What gif pops up when you type your name.

Just a small joke. A tiny tee hee. Hopefully this joke doesn't come up short for you. I know ... stop dicking around.

Call now ... operators are standing by.

Spidey Sense Tingling ... and not in a good way!

Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old.

Sean Connery: One Ping Only Please

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Sean 🎃@manintheboxxiii.bsky.social · 3d ago

Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old.

I need to make a few of this "ticket" up because my parking lot is full of assholes who failed early in life at learning to colour inside the lines and it shows in their parking skills.

Well shoot - there goes my hopes for a discount. What a boring store ... no bum licking?!? I will take my business elsewhere, good day!

Cheque Please!

I feel this needs a caveat or two. If it's Batman, oh hell no. He'll kick your ass to the point you wish you were dead but he won't kill you making it even worse as you recover from said ass kicking. May apply to Superman as well. So my suggestion, if they are wearing a cape - avoid them!

The bastard that did this gets their own special level in Hell.

Headed to Burger King now to see about this "The Home of The Whopper" claim they allege and see how things measure up. 🤪

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