What can I get for you while I’m in the kitchen?

AHOY! You're wanted at FOR THE BOOTY my 3rd annual kooky themed August event 🏴‍☠️ 💌 lookinatliza@gmail.com for deets and to apply💌 Peep the thread to catch a glimpse of the pirate queens and be sure to stay tuned for any mystery booty 👀

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My condolences to all #teamBrazil 🇧🇷 fans I know my countrymen are probably flying our flag at half mass on your behalf. That match was amazing and the Norwegian 🇳🇴 players were simply hungrier so hats off to them 👏🏽

Today was a spectacular day, so much to be grateful for #ilovethiscity #toronto

Toronto men in their hoochie daddy shorts are having a moment in this weather and I for one salute them #hoochiedaddyshorts

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Good morning beautiful people, here’s your reminder that the juice is always worth the squeeze!

Bringing the sunshine 🌞 linktr.ee/alexiawoodroe

Happy Mother’s Day to the women who nurture, protect, teach, guide, advocate, comfort, sacrifice, and show up with love in all its forms. 💐

I’m still new to #costco but starting to understand the millennial jokes about “the most expensive club” Bc why is my grocery bill of meats and produce $596??? #costocanada #adulting

That movie was the most beautiful depiction of how dancefloors actively shred the line between the sacred and the profane. Calling the ancestors throughout the club was such a deeply touching moment for me, because I lived for that experience in my youth. My religion, my politics was dance music.

It’s one of my favourite friends birthday month and group play is definitely in the cards for May. 😜 🌹 👯‍♀️

Payton Grace 🎀 TORONTO 🍁@paytongracexo.bsky.social · 7mo ago

I spy with my little eye: - A Payton in the corner who has some availability downtown this week - A mirror that needs cleaning

First long ride of the season, has me feeling sore in all the right places 😜 and the midges on the trail did not disappoint #breakfastofchampions #biketo

#MayDay I stand in solidarity w/ sex workers across #Canada Many are women, Indigenous, trans, racialized, disabled, & working class folks who already face systemic barriers. Safety, labour protections & dignity should never depend on your job Workers’ rights are Human Rights #SexWorkersRights

#MayDay I stand in solidarity w/ sex workers across #Canada Many are women, Indigenous, trans, racialized, disabled, & working class folks who already face systemic barriers. Safety, labour protections & dignity should never depend on your job Workers’ rights are Human Rights #SexWorkersRights

Happy international workers day! If you aren’t in a union, it’s never too late to join or start one! ❤️✊

The ultimate fan experience: pregame #bluejays #mlb #letsgobluejays 🌍 Alexiawoodroe.org

It’s been too long since I’ve had a duo with this absolute goddess.. I’m just saying…🥺

Alexia Woodroe@alexiawoodroe.org · 4mo ago

Banga ‼️ Banga🪘 Are you ready? #throwback

School has been so stressful lately that I’ve spent the last several weeks studying and snacking at all hours of the night. But today I’m back on the grind starting with a sunrise run. Next: renew my peloton subscription 🚲 #health #healthyhabits #peloton

The gentle art of a deep stretch 🧘🏾‍♀️ and a dash of sunshine to reset my mood #sunday #art

Spent the day studying with this beautiful view then walked outside to full on snow 🌨️ and ice pellets #FalseSpring is a true Toronto rite of passage 😂 #TorontoWeather #SpringInToronto #FalseSpring #StudentLife

If you feel immensely overwhelmed, misunderstood or feel like you are hanging on by a thread, find someone to talk to even a stranger, just know that you are not alone. 🫂 "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." - J. Krishnamurti

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I’m not hard to reach… I just operate on Strait of Hormuz hours: limited passage, high demand, and everybody needs clearance first. ⛴️ Alexiawoodroe.org/booking

It might be grey in Toronto this morning but here’s a read that might make you smile and shake your head…

George Takei@georgetakei.bsky.social · 4mo ago

His flock is bleating mad and no longer following their mad shepherd.

Hey #Toronto peeps someone lost their car and house keys lets find them #share

Rainy day plans???

I should be studying but I'm sooo distracted by how sunny and nice it looks outside 🌞 which kind soul would like to grab me a matcha to help me refocus before my next class? #help I just added Starbucks Gift Card to my Throne Wishlist! throne.com/alexiawoodro...

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Banga ‼️ Banga🪘 Are you ready? #throwback

Goood morning Toronto! The sunrise 🌅 is gorgeous this morning not even the frigid forecast could keep me in bed away from left over macaroons, my favourite protein shake and blasting soca music to school. #socahead

Nothing makes my heart pitter-patter quite like a properly addressed, well-formatted introductory email does 😍