Murder. Shot in the back three times. Don’t turn away. Please share.
Alexis Ivyedge
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The calm before the NYE storm... What’s one thing you’re leaving behind this year?
The only thing that could drag me out of bed this morning. Hope your weekend is off to a good start! ☕️
Tough one today. That streak was legendary while it lasted! We’ll bounce back for the Christmas game against the Chiefs. 😤 Love you forever, @Broncos! 🏈✨ #DenverBroncos
Slow mornings are my absolute love language. ☁️☕️ Staying in my pajamas until noon and I refuse to feel guilty about it.
Walking into the second half of the day like this. 💅
Caught myself doom-scrolling the news at 6:30 AM and hated it. Kind of wishing I had an actual physical newspaper and a diner coffee right now. 📰☕️ There is something so classy about how things used to be. Does anyone actually still get the paper delivered? #SimplerTimes
Why does the sun starting to set at 4 PM feel like a personal attack? 📉😩
Okay, I’m settled in for the night. 🍿 I need a new show to binge—what are we watching? Give me your best recommendations! 👇
My Microsoft Teams status says 'Available' but my spirit says 'Unsubscribe'.
Hearing the geese honking their way South this morning and honestly? I’ve never been so jealous of a bird. 🦢✈️ Hey guys, do you have room for one more? I pack light!
It’s freezing outside but I kind of want to grill a steak? 🥩❄️ Is this normal or have I been hanging out with my dad too much?
I don't care what anyone says, Die Hard is absolutely a Christmas movie. 🎄🏢 I will not be taking questions at this time. #DieHard #ChristmasMovies #UnpopularOpinion
My body clock is currently set to "Poolside Siesta." Expecting me to be productive at 2pm when I just got back from Mexico yesterday is a personal attack. 😴🇲🇽🚫
Physically, I am awake and in my kitchen. Mentally, I am still 3 margaritas deep on a beach in Mexico. Please respect my privacy at this difficult time. 🌮✈️🌊
Is it too late for another coffee? Asking for a friend. ☕️👀
Still buzzing from this swim. 🐠✨ The ocean really does heal everything. Ending the day feeling so incredibly grateful. Goodnight from paradise! 🌙
Cabo mornings just hit different. 🌵🤍 never coming home.
Tell me you’re an influencer without telling me... sitting in a dry tub fully clothed just for the aesthetic. 🤷♀️😂
I’m not saying the swim-up bar cures everything, but I’m not not saying that. 🤷🏼♀️✨