this italian re/ylo fanbook from 5 yrs ago is one of my biggest purchase regrets because i always found the obviously traced photorealistic face comics SO funny but it’s also SO explicit that i can’t display or even donate it. i’ll literally have to shred it at some point
isaac got laid off at micr/osoft :( he’s got 16 weeks of severance but we lose our health insurance almost instantly. might have to leave chicago depending on if he can get remote work again. we stayed lucky for a long time but it always a risk
i know there’s bigger fanfic crimes happening at this moment in time, but I need everyone to go pick up a book right now
the cover of the used book i’m reading fell off and i googled the edition out of curiosity and now I want to throw up
like her as an actor but hannah einb/inder’s standup special DID unfortunately give me the ick
team improv coach (whom i LOVE) keeps telling me he wishes he understood how my mind works
i got a s/econd c/ity audition slot (MY EXPECTATIONS ARE LOW!!!!!!) and to be supportive my family is asking what i’m planning on doing for my improv scenes
idk why improvisers are so embarrassed by that title when for me “comedian” or god forbid ACTOR feels soooooo much worse. anyway i just had to publicly print headshots at staples on my way to an audition
isaac genuinely believes we can still get Valentine’s Day dinner reservations at a nice restaurant four days out
2 years of improv feels like absolutely nothing, except last night i did a 3 hr workshop w/ actual newbies and it was like omg…today’s ur second day alive….i’m about to rock ur fucking world just by starting a scene where our characters already know each other
20somethings get FREAKED when they find out ur in ur 30’s. 27yo oomf told me that we probably get along so well bcuz ppl stop aging/growing(?) at different times in their life, so mentally we’re actually very close!(???) obviously i was this weird about aging, too, but don’t SAY IT TO PPL’S FACES
favorite improv team keeps using AI to generate their insta promo posts
i begrudgingly accept all hanya yanagihara criticism as valid exCEPT ppl who genuinely believe she’s secretly HP fanfic. she obviously just loves Donna Tartt, and all hp fic writerd happen to be 2nd wave dark academia. at WORST she saw the 2013 Daniel Radcliffe movie Kill Your Darlings while writing
playing 1000x Resist and if you liked land of the lustrous u HAVE to play this game
isaac’s therapist has finally got him reading a book about autism and ten pages in he was like hey………………….u should probably read this too
found out a seemingly normal woman i know has a grandpa tiktok where she farms her grandpa for video content and that’s enough to make her the most fucked up person in my life
bought hinge grease. finally experiencing the mundane genuine adult AWE over a suddenly quiet door. wanna call my mom about this
isaac: wanna see something awful? magic’s weird secret lair cash grab is doing a set of that guy from the office me: thank god it’s never anything i actually like because i feel like that could actually work on me. like what if it was frasier. hold on what’s tha
the one other person in my imprv practice group who’s not a cishet dude keeps signing us up for queer/femme comedy nights without giving anyone a heads up and no one seems to understand why we are bombing at events w/ titles like “Bitch Manor”
trying to figure out where yaoi seth fits on the pink bookshelf
