Alex Jaffe
@alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social
Minnesota based stand up comedian, fan of pro wrestling and obsessed with cats.
I swear, Scott Cramer wrote an absolute banger with this one. youtu.be/iimoFSZWkiw?...
A Dame like this
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Unrelated, how am I still paying for dairy that I consumed 8 hours ago? #LactoseIntolerance #Fail
Instead of saying "I'm cumming!" say "Ohana means family!". #LookingForLove #Dating #Disney
Them: We listen and we don't judge . . . Me: Someone's about to confess to a crime.
Dating apps: I wonder if these nachos are looking for commitment? #Dating
It's been raining damn near non stop for a couple of days. Did I black out and move to Seattle?
The Macho Man is the patron saint of processed meat snacks. #Wrestling #WWE
Dating a voice actor must be nuts. Can you imagine having sex, then having them do Winnie the Pooh halfway through?
Hey kids, let's explore some classic internet. This one is safe for all ages, just not all vehicles. 11foot8.com
11 FOOT 8 – The Canopener Bridge
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What's the best frolicking meadow in the twin cities? #Minnesota
Oh and another thing. If anyone individual is "no contact" with someone, never take it upon yourself to call the person on the other person's behalf or let yourself be talked into it. #FirstShiftLife
Remember, if you give an abuser their victim's contact info, you are a trash human. #FirstShiftLife
About a month or two ago, I found out I'm lactose intolerant. Here's to hoping I don't find out I have a nut allergy. #FirstShiftLife #Allergies
Seasonal allergies have me sounding like Brenda, after her 5th Pall Mall of the day. #FirstShiftLife
Rest In Power Sabu!!! #Wrestling #RIP #FirstShiftLife wrestlingheadlines.com/pro-wrestlin...
Pro Wrestling Legend Sabu Dies At Age 60
The pro wrestling world has lost another legend. Terry Brunk, known to wrestling fans around the world as Sabu, has passed away. A former ECW World
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The stick figure families on the back of vehicles are check lists for serial killers. #FirstShiftLife
Yesterday, a legend returned to F1RST Wrestling. Welcome back Rob Page. Also . . . "FU Rob!" #Wrestling #F1RSTWrestling #FirstShiftLife
The amount of cute things I do, when dating you directly correlates with how much I like you. #LookingForLove #FirstShiftLife
B J's Liquor Lounge was like if they put a strip club in an American Legion. #Minnesota
People talk about the "golden retriever boyfriend". Hear me out, "orange cat girlfriend". #LookingForLove #Dating
Me: Hey Google, do I have good enough credit to date someone from Edina? #LookingForLove #Minnesota