Alex Olney 🔜 Gamescom
@alexolney.co.uk
Senior male video hostess for Nintendo Life. www.nintendolife.com
I need to get a review written as soon as possible, but I made the error of watching that preview clip of Gervais' new """"comedy"""" beforehand. Now all I can think of is how it's on par with the sort of writing I'd do in my head when I was 14. Utter, utter bin juice.
Blackcurrant is the best fruit flavour, and baby, it's not even close.
I hope @milktooth.bsky.social will be at Gamescom because I absolutely have to play Bad Magpie.
Big brands shouldn't be allowed to become 'online marketplaces'.
If you're going to be at Gamescom and you've got something you think Nintendo Life should take a look at, drop me a DM, or I'll come to your booth anyway and stamp on all your toys.
Shoutout to all the independent Wikis for not being Fandom 'wikis'.
Nintendo Life's review of Splatoon Raiders by @alexolney.co.uk: "...what we have here is possibly the most variable and exciting game the series has ever offered"
Review: Splatoon Raiders (Switch 2) - The Best Single-Player Splatoon Has Fantastic Multiplayer
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"Hello there lovely people, it's @alexolney.co.uk from Nintendo Life here." Doesn't seem to work as well when I use it for some reason, just seems to confuse people.
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The UK's Trump 'equivalent' Nigel Farage has literally one opponent in an upcoming by-election. And it is a man with a bin on his head. No, this isn't a joke. - 📢📢 Vote Count Binface 📢📢
If you ever have the option between an independent Wiki and a Fandom Wiki... Choose the independent EVERY time.
Oh look, it's just some of the physical games I can slip into any console I want and play immediately whenever I want.
I'm just going to say it. GTA V is painfully overrated. Yes, it's a great game, but some people treat it like some sort of untouchable masterpiece. I get that it's all about the realism, but I just it... dull. It's trying to be as close to real America as possible; that's just not exciting to me.
Cheap supermarket naan breads are a false economy. Had my first one in years, and it was utterly terrible. Shame on you, Asda.
Just described my recent surgery to a neighbour as a 'surprise appendectomy', as though most people book in to have their appendix removed months ahead of time.
I find it incredibly infuriating how many DIY tutorials about window shutters are from well-meaning Americans who explain how to install shutters that... don't move. They're just decorative. They don't even look like they'd cover the windows if they could move.
I understand why people are talking about replaying OoT in preparation for the remake, but wouldn't it be much more enjoyable to play the Switch 2 one as fresh as possible?
You know tipping culture has gone too far when the staff immediately skip the tip screen when it comes to pay. If the staff are embarrassed by it, perhaps companies should stop begging for more money.
Can someone explain to me why people in America describe various cheeses as 'sharp'? What is it that defines such a cheese? Is it having flavour? Why the hell is it the same descriptor used to characterise acidity?
