State run media?! About time! I hate when key features of a fascist regime are delayed post launch, but what are you gonna do.
No matter how many times I fly in a plane, I always feel like I’m going to die during landing.
During a not so recent conversation, someone referred to another person as “someone who eats yogurt on their way into work,” and I was too ashamed to reveal that I am someone who sometimes eats yogurt on their way into work. I think about it whenever I eat yogurt on my way into work.
He creates his own reality & expects us to believe it. The FELON's FANTASY: Meanwhile, back on EARTH 1:
Both my hairstylist and doctor left me this month. I honestly might just be done.
2026: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 2003: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 1991: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 1982: I am struggling in a
Ratboys’ Singin’ to an Empty Chair is hands down my favorite album so far this year. I cannot recommend it enough.
Singin’ to an Empty Chair, by Ratboys
11 track album
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“Donald Trump is a liar” to the tune of Alicia Keys’ “Girl On Fire” would be a killer parody right now.
Taskmaster is one of the best things. New season started!
Season 21, Episode 1 - 'Cube is good.' | Full Episode
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To be clear, the Republicans who policed all of our speech when Charlie Kirk was killed, & who jump on anyone who doesn’t mourn their heroes correctly, have just opened the door for every liberal & leftist in America to post ‘Good, I’m glad he’s dead” when Trump eventually dies.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7mo agoTrump: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
Sometimes the algorithm just gets me.
Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
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The difference between ICE activity under previous administrations and Trump‘s current one is that they didn’t murder people. THIS is one example of why I call them murderers and fascists and why I reject Trump. Here’s the video. www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
From the Minneapolis community on Reddit: Another ICE murder in front of Glam Doll Donuts
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ICYMI — worthwhile analysis here. That above angle Trump used to claim Ross was hit was sped up to make the car look faster and hide that he was out of the way. He wasn’t hit, he dropped his phone. No wonder they won’t really investigate. Full: www.tiktok.com/t/ZThM17gQA/
“They just assaulted him. The whole f*cking thing is absurd.”
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
KSMU's They Might Be Giants annual music marathon has begun! Streaming at KMSU.org. Rarities, requests, interviews and a live performance probably around 5:20 central. Tune in now!
I can see it now: One day when I’m a senile, old man surrounded by strangers, I’ll gently mutter “Banana Pancakes” to myself. An orderly will search until they find Jack Johnson’s album, In Between Dreams, on some long forgotten medium and play it in an attempt to let me reconnect with my youth.
Call me crazy, but a two pack of orange Starbursts is a blessing.
JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing. Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵