Outlook search can't find an email with a direct word search for a URL received yesteday and puts emails from two weeks ago as the top results for the sender of what I need. Unbelievably worthless product

This is because the voting base in the US doesn't actually know what they want. They think they are a Republican, see the capital R on the ballot and tick the box. Not realizing the things they want do not come from Republicans.

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢@regimecpa.bsky.social · 11h ago

Missouri elections be like: Hitler (R) 79% - Christ (D) 21% And then the ballot initiative: Amend the Missouri constitution to require the state to own the means of production and work towards full communism? Yes 92% - No 8%

"Being only mere seconds faster than the previous world record, Usain Bolt didn't get the 100 meter dash he wanted."

Politico@politico.com · 16h ago

Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted

Chopping up cubes of raw chicken breast and putting them in the freezer so I can have protein ice

I want game companies to start making sequels to shitty games that never took off. Like give us Haze 2 or some shit. Some of those failed games had some genuinely cool ideas.

New law: if your movie shares the name of a popular song you are legally obligated to include such song in the soundtrack of that movie.

One time I had to go into the office after hours to grab some paperwork and accidentally set off our alarm. I called the police to let them know what happened since we have one of those things that sends the alarm out They told me not to worry about it because they usually don't respond to break ins

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)@iwriteok.bsky.social · 4d ago

I had my car broken into and laptop stolen in front of a police station in San Francisco and when I walked in to report the crime the officer on duty asked what I wanted him to do about it

Our shrimp is radioactive Our produce gives you diarrhea Our water may just straight up kill you But at least we have been finally liberated from oppressive seed oils.

This is my painting named Sunburn. #art #drawing #artwork #globalwarming #heat #surrealart

August as an academic

Ben Shapiro couldn't make a basket even if it was just a giant hole in the ground.

Alejandra Caraballo@esqueer.net · 6d ago

Ben Shapiro spends his entire show mocking the WNBA and its players. Including a montage his team put together of missed shots at the All-Star game which he laughs at. It's incredible how much transphobia can just let you be an open misogynist.

It's funny watching non-Missourians learning about Shatto in realtime

Jordan@slclunk.com · 2w ago

If I die in anyway that makes news, please don’t write about me like this.

the two outfits for men

Sorry, when did we start taking Kash Patel seriously? Come on guys...

Chopping up cubes of raw chicken breast and putting them in the freezer so I can have protein ice

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

•sow •reap

pork, cheese, broccoli rabe@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 3w ago

this is the perfect use of axios’s bullet point house style

Stocking up on rice because you can't eat any damn thing in this country anymore

Call me old fashioned but if you have to prove to the general public that you are alive by holding up today's news like you have been taken hostage; you are not fit to be an elected official.

Lindsey Graham found dead, space mountain suddenly vacant.

Now that the public opinion has shifted on Israel, where are the apologies to those college students the general populace wanted to deport and detain?

I can't believe the man made a majority of the people in his country root against themselves in the biggest playoff in the world. Truly a generational talent in scumbag. It's getting to a point where I just can't help but be in awe of his hubris.

Okay they are Freedom Waffles from now on 😤

You're telling me the ex-mercenary with a history of sexual violence and a Nazi tattoo is a rapist? Color me shocked.

i will not forget the men who downplayed the earlier allegations of abuse against platner and said accepting them was just the price we had to pay to gain control of the senate. i hope they feel like fucking assholes.

Anybody else got like a dozen brown bananas in their freezer on life support?

We went from Moscow Mitch to Brezhnev Bitch.

I've been eating green beans non stop today like both breakfast and lunch had just been green beans and I just can't stop. I need a green bean intervention before dinner time.

PASTOR LORAN LIVINGSTON (@CentralChurchNC): “There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. You don’t live in one now. A Christian nation wouldn’t have killed and displaced 20 million Native Americans, or thought owning slaves was pleasing to God.”