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I'm shaved, I'm ready. For battle.

ways that google incomprehensibly sucks now: doesn't even generate coherent summaries of wikipedia pages. Generating surface-level coherent text is one of the things LLMs are surprisingly good at!

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I've always had good password security. In college I had my debit card number memorized for making 2002-era online purchases. I have used a very secure password manager for over a decade. My reward? A life of retrieving six-digit codes from my email and phone. Every day I suffer

just worked out than in the 1975 election you could have immigrated to new zealand two years prior, gotten permanent residency, ended up in jail, and still been eligible to vote. even in a Māori electorate if you so chose

funny to remember that people, especially americans, used to make fun of the UK for having CCTV cameras everywhere and now approximately 99.9% of american homeowners have installed their own

i remember years ago when there was a controversy over naming an astronomical object "ultima thule", because pre-nazi racists called the aryan urheimat "thule", i got in trouble for suggesting that maybe we shouldn't pre-emptively cede every bit of tangentially problematic language to nazis

this thermostat nonsense is so funny because it's the exact same thing as masking during covid. the most privileged, selfish, dregs of humanity upset because someone asks them to mildly inconvenience themselves for the good of all.

god does anyone remember that british... journalist? who compulsively lied about anodyne stuff. like i think someone dug up several tweets of him saying he was trying mcdonalds for the first time

noticed my hand sometimes tingles when i brush it against the espresso machine and finally remembered to check it with a multimeter. 60 VAC between the chassis and ground. dont think that should be there

so here's the thing: you can't just "fix the errors in the AI" when it's as weirdly fucked up as the first thing they posted. idk why they posted that, i can only guess someone received a low res version of an image and tried to upscale it

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