It’s unfortunately becoming more and more obvious that we will not get to net zero by 2050 for emissions. So, we are changing what net zero by 2050 means. From now on, net zero by 2050 means our primary vote! At least we can hit this new target! Labor net zero PV by 2050! #auspol #alp #labor

We are NOT validating right wing bullshit by advocating for the sensible centre! The sensible centre is logical, reasonable and evidence based! It’s not dumb smug idiots that don’t have the slightest idea what they are doing! #auspol #alp #labor thepoint.com.au/off-the-char...

Santos paid zero company tax for 11th year in a row, ATO data shows

The latest corporate tax data released today by the Australian Tax Office (ATO) showed that once again, major gas producers are paying no company tax, and despite claims that changes to the Petroleum ...

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You know what, compromise is always the best option! There is absolutely no circumstance where compromise is not the best option! None, ever! Just look at where decades of compromise with private corporations have gotten us! The smug centre, we're really fucking smart! #auspol #alp #labor

The Greens don't appeal to the youth! Don't take my word for it, here's 70+ year old Boerwar to tell the youth what’s up! And what is really hip and happening is to vote Labor! #auspol #alp #labor www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Boerwar, you're a disgraceful demonstrable lying cunt. You’re a fucking disgrace to any and all political discussion. If you had any self-awareness, and we both know you don’t, you’d STFU and fuck off forever. #auspol #alp #labor www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

OMG you commie pinkos. Deformed cane toad Murray Watt is qualified to be environment minister! Bachelor of commerce and law, judges associate, chief of staff to Anna Bligh, president of QLD young Labor. What do you expect? Any work in environment? #auspol #alp #labor

Mehreen Faruqi should join Labor! We at Labor treat our non-whites as equals, not as props in some bizarre white saviour look at how progressive we are ritual! #auspol #alp #labor

Our members are making a great point about Shoebridge! We at Labor would never elect an old white rich hetero man as leader! This may come as a surprise to you but most of our leaders have been homeless pan sexual furries. #auspol #alp #labor

In response to the recent communist Marxist threat from the Greens, we will be launching the Super Labor Action Group, or SLAG for short. SLAG will be taking the fight to the Maoist Stalinist threat by telling voters that they are actually wrong and should embrace neoliberalism! #auspol #alp #labor

Jokes on Boerwar, we already gutted the fuck out of unions in the 80’s with the accord. We already won that battle! I wish our members and supporters would bring up the accord as often as they bring up Medicare! #auspol #alp #labor

Gawd, another hit piece! We at Labor are for the workers! Not the elite 1% and the corporations! Santos can rest assured that we have no plans to change anything! We also look forward to the next donation from Santos! Labor, we're for the workers! #auspol #alp #labor thepoint.com.au/off-the-char...

Santos paid zero company tax for 11th year in a row, ATO data shows

The latest corporate tax data released today by the Australian Tax Office (ATO) showed that once again, major gas producers are paying no company tax, and despite claims that changes to the Petroleum ...

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Josh Burns is right! "Coming from the progressive side of politics, who is meant to be inclusive, I would say that is anything but," he said. If you don’t have a seat at the table for fascists, can you really call yourself inclusive? I think not. #auspol #alp #labor www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10...

Labor MP accuses Greens leader of 'prejudice' over Jewish community comments

Labor MP Josh Burns accuses new Greens leader David Shoebridge of "prejudice" over comments about the party's relationship with Jewish Australians.

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Communist marxist super soldier Shoebridge is going to destroy the economy and flood the country with Illegal immigrants! The Greens are secret super communists! Right now, they are plotting in their secret communist HQ to destroy Australia! #auspol #alp #labor www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

David Shoebridge wants the Greens to ‘seize this moment’. Is his more combative style the answer?

New leader says his party must connect with millions of disaffected voters and ‘make them believe in politics again’

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Communist! Marxist! Economy destroying! Flood the country with illegal immigrants! No, it’s not Republicans talking about Mamdani of El-Sayed. It’s not even News24 after dark viewers talking about Labor. It’s Labor voters talking about David Shoebridge... LMAO #auspol #alp #labor #unhinged #leftwing

I wonder what prompts this goofy prick used to cook up this fantasy... #auspol #alp #labor #aislop

Here is our official list of scapegoats, sorry I mean sinister conspirators plotting against Labor: The Greens, Coalition, ON, teals, independents, MSM, SM, big business, voters, your Mum, the Harlem Globetrotters, the colour purple. Be vigilant against these Labor phobic forces! #auspol #alp #labor

We always get the balance right. We are pragmatic and always seek out the rational and logical compromise! Tune in tomorrow when we announce the pragmatic centrist middle ground between extremist flat earthers and extremist astrophysics! Labor, we get the balance right! #auspol #alp #labor

We have some exciting news! Our yoof movement through friendlyjordies has a lot of crossover with DGG! DGG is the pro Democrat anti DSA yoof movement in the US that is not an online based paedophile cult! Labor, we’re building the future! #auspol #alp #labor

Well, it’s been a few days since Albo informed the UN that the world needs Labor on the security council. The laughter is still echoing out of the room. We’re taking this as a good sign. Labor, we’re super serious! #auspol #alp #labor

Look, sure we beat you while saying we care but remember, anyone else would be even worse! This isn’t a sick and depraved mindset that belongs on a watchlist, it’s our Labor strategy to increase our votes! #auspol #alp #labor #banalityofevil #degenerate

One of our all time greats, Mark Latham, is in the latest episode of The Guardian podcast on the James Trashby Party! #auspol #alp #labor www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

The Populist: Money nation | Episode 3 - podcast

When senior correspondent Sarah Martin set out to follow the money, she discovered even those on the inside of One Nation are asking questions about accountability, and why some are saying the man bro...

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Good on our member Boerwar for expressing sympathy with Larissa Waters and then throwing it into the nearest bin and sinking the boot into the Greens 19 minutes later! Our members are incredible people, we're not like the scum of ON or the coalition! #auspol #alp #labor

Fellow Labor zealots, there is a sinister plot afoot! A grand union of anti Labor forces has assembled from around the galaxy! The Greens, Coalition, ON, MSM, SM, big business, even the voters themselves are out to ‘Get Albo’! We must remain vigilant to this grand conspiracy! #auspol #alp #labor

Politics is the art of the possible. This isn’t a thought terminating cliché designed to make you stop thinking and admire the fart huffers that spout it! #auspol #alp #labor

Don Farrell couldn’t outsmart a shit stained porcelain bowl on his best day but to be fair, neither could Boerwar or Cocket. VOTE LABOR! #auspol #alp #labor

I agree with Cockrates, Don Farrell is a factional numbers man unlike every single Labor member and senator of parament. It’s not like every Labor member and senator in parament did their time as a staffer or affiliated union rep. We’re not a closed inbred cult, we’re Labor! #auspol #alp #labor

Cocket is so right! Don Farrell is a fucking national hero! He SINGLE HANDEDLY reversed our trade situation! WOW! Thank God Cocket is too far gone to wonder what the department in department of foreign affairs and trade means! #auspol #alp #labor

Remember true believers, whether anything is good or bad is ENTIRELY DEPENDANT on whether Labor did or didn’t do it! No, we are not a cult. We’re the sensible centre that applies logic and reason and evidence based... stuff to our policy. #auspol #alp #labor

Listen up you Don Farrell slaggers. Don is the epitome of Labor! An out of touch boomer that needs to be reminded what day it is while he shits himself! You fucking yoof that think you can go back to having state owned anything without shiting yourselves at work are extremists! #auspol #alp #labor

You fucking ingrates! Do you have any idea how bad it would be without a Labor government? So what if things are bad, they’d be even worse without us, Labor, the chosen saviours of Australia! #auspol #alp #labor www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Australians ‘scrambling’ for second jobs to deal with rising mortgage repayments and cost of living

Latest data also shows unemployment at highest level since the pandemic, which analysts doubt will stop RBA hiking interest rates

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