watching my boyfriend fall in love with Alan Cumming has been the highlight of starting the Traitors
Alice Hamilton
@alicehamilton.bsky.social
“Comedian” 🇵🇸 “As a woman with a public profile, I get my own share of threats and abuse, and, unpopular as this opinion may be, I believe the onus is on those of us who feel able to weather the storm, to do so.” - Caroline Criado Perez
Roland Emmerich Art Installation Piece
Kim Kelly@kimkelly.bsky.social · 8mo agoPhiladelphia isn’t real
my dad offered to help me buy a car but idk if I want to bring insurance payments and gasoline prices back into my life. I’d rather fight the occasional incel on the bus than give half my paycheck to basic vehicle maintenance.
it’s a good thing I didn’t do this podcast 4 years ago when I first thought of it cuz I came up with the best name for it just last year.
when you ate nearly a quart of paint before realizing it wasn’t yogurt
the worst dog actor I’ve ever seen is the German Shepard in Ricky Gervais’ show After Life. that dog showed Ricky no affection. Always running away or staring at its handler off screen.
I know it’s not the most important thing right now but Whitney Cummings is profoundly stupid.
walmart is such a successful company because their business model is the stanford prison experiment
My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left. See? We just need to talk to each other.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Claudette Colvin, whose refusal to move seats on a segregated bus helped spark the civil rights movement, dies at 86.
wanna see a creepy old picture from my Sunday school fifth grade graduation? we look like little brides. idk why my mom thought sending this to me would smooth things over 😂
my new years rezzie is to grow my afro bigger and work harder on my magnum opus.
it hurts to laugh so I’m trying not to… which makes everything funnier… I should stop watching taskmaster…
there’s this Finnish Christmas themed horror movie called Rare Exports and it’s a masterpiece
my favorite last minute Halloween costume of all time. Oct 2019. Slutty Mickey Mouse.
Hell yeah, that's the exact age my grandma's heart exploded
Reuters@reuters.com · 12mo agoTrump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu
I’m firing my wife tonight before she can do this to me
this is the dumbest turkey pardoning and it’s already such a stupid thing to do
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 10mo agoTrump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
The Fugitive Slave App
404 Media@404media.co · 10mo agoNEW: a contractor is paying random people $300 to physically track immigrants for ICE. They're given addresses, vehicles, told to monitor the target. That information then goes back up to ICE. These are not licensed private investigators; members of the public www.404media.co/contractor-p...