The gays collectively are not making a big enough fuss over the perfection that is this man. Matteo Berrettini.
A Life of Michael
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You are child of the universe. You have a right to be here. 🏳️🌈 🇨🇦 https://www.instagram.com/alifeofmichael
Still seeking a rich boyfriend. Running out of time here 😜
Wow, from atop this pile of mistakes can almost see my entire life
I don’t wanna be a creep, but the hottest big young dude with a curly mullet and moustache is working out right in front of me. I don’t think he’s gay, but it’s good to have hope. Dear gawd, he hot …
The sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln are breaking Navy records fighting his war and being treated like dirt while he drains our munitions and oil reserves. And what's Trump doing? Golfing. Day-trading. Sleeping through meetings. Nothing but a crook. #HoldTheCrooksAccountable #USDemocracy
Hello, boys. Is this where I seek validation? Like this?
I’m in the lineup in my car waiting to get on the ferry. A young guy in the car next to me is joyfully singing along to his music and he has the worst voice. It’s adorable. He sounds so happy and isn’t hitting a single note. I apologize to everyone I ever teased for not being able to carry a tune.
I don’t remember this song, but we actually sound pretty good.
All the fit gays in shirtless pride photos looking like they’re having fun and happy when really they’re just hungry.
Setting goal: lose 10 lbs of fat and gain 10 lbs of muscle by November. Stay tuned.
The strings on Madonna and William Orbit’s “Frozen” don’t get enough credit for being so dramatically haunting and beautiful. That track is one of her very best.
Why do we always end up liking our ex’s sister way more than we ever connected with him?
Countless times now we’ve passed the point of when he’ll “finally” do something so horrible, it will get him removed. He’s already done way worse than any rational country’s citizens would ever put up with. In the US, money matters more than anything else, much more than human lives or democracy.
Already so completely and utterly exhausted by people surreptitiously using AI photos.
Just me thinking about red wine and sour candy.
The number one reason I hide ads is “use of AI,” and they don’t even give you that option. Hmm. Why do we think that is?
