Ali Hancock
@alihancock.bsky.social
Nerd with too many hats. Real ones and metaphorical ones. Comedy writer, comedian, voice actor and miscellaneous artist. https://www.alihancock.co.uk/
Today's news was doomy enough that they have orangutans being released into the wild. Unfortunately they also reminds us that they had to be saved due to crazy wild fires.
Ali Hancock@alihancock.bsky.social · last yr.Think things might be quite bad, since the news keeps having more 'dead donkey' stories. Yesterday it was 'Picnics are nice!', today it's 'Shorts? Shorts.'. To be fair to them you can't get an airlifted zebra *every* day.
When you're a 200 year old time lord, you've got time to be a pop star in between #totp
This song is giving bad advice re. walking on water #totp
Whelp! I guess that's the end of making jokes about hilariously dystopian things in the future. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Fort Hood shooter's execution by firing squad will be livestreamed, Pentagon says
"We'll make sure that people are able to watch it," the US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth said on Thursday.
bbc.co.uk
MCing my comedy gig tomorrow as a potato, so I went to look up some potato facts. They've set the bar low here
Just understood enough Welsh while listening to radio cymru to get an answer right in a quiz, but the answer was Micheal Sheen and that's the answer to 50% of things in Wales anyway, so it's not really impressive.
...and welcome to my newest low effort social media video format.
Just understood enough Welsh while listening to radio cymru to get an answer right in a quiz, but the answer was Micheal Sheen and that's the answer to 50% of things in Wales anyway, so it's not really impressive.
...and welcome to my newest low effort social media video format.
Now they have either somehow heard about the short play I just sent off which was in a Netflix documentary style, or they think I'm a serial killer.
It's going to be LARPers, isn't it?
Jim Waterson@jim.londoncentric.media · 2w agoReleasing the five people arrested by the airbase on bail after 24 hours is so weird, would be fantastic if it turns out they were just up to no good on an unrelated minor jape and accidentally created an international security story.
GenAI posters are the new comic sans but without the charm.
GenAI posters are the new comic sans but without the charm.
If I ruled the world all characters on TV would have to wear the same hairstyle/clothes for the whole show. Or have floating name tags above their heads.
The Daily Tism@thedailytism.com · 2w agoMiya Wilkes, 30, who spent the first five episodes of a generic courtroom drama trying to remember which toothy, brown-haired white dude was which, eventually memorised the cast of characters just in the nick of time.
Not sure about this Welsh course. 3 weeks in and we've still not learnt about parsnips.
Noboby likes me, everybody hates me I think I'll go and eat worms Long thin slimy ones, short fat fuzzy ones Gooey gooey gooey gooey worms Now the long thin slimy ones slip down easily The short fat fuzzy ones stick When the short fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth that's when the juince goes Chhh!
Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them)@bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 3w agoA cup. of. LIVE. WORMS. every day. Every day!!!
I could swear Mr Strong from the Mr Men was once called Mr Square. I can find no evidence of this. Conspiracy.
I could swear Mr Strong from the Mr Men was once called Mr Square. I can find no evidence of this. Conspiracy.
*sings* Underground, overground, rambling free The Uruks of Saruman's army are we
Once went to a zumba class with my mate where for no reason they started playing the birdie song. #totp
Apparently uploading images off the WWF SlamCam was a one time fluke, but look at that lovely image software. They don't make it like that any more.
Ali Hancock@alihancock.bsky.social · 4w agoAttention people of Bluesky! I have a very important announcement of a technical advancement of great import. I have managed to get actual photographs from the actual WWF SlamCam. All in glorious 160x120 pixel glory. I feel like William Henry Fox-Talbot BEHOLD!
Apparently uploading images off the WWF SlamCam was a one time fluke, but look at that lovely image software. They don't make it like that any more.
Ali Hancock@alihancock.bsky.social · 4w agoAttention people of Bluesky! I have a very important announcement of a technical advancement of great import. I have managed to get actual photographs from the actual WWF SlamCam. All in glorious 160x120 pixel glory. I feel like William Henry Fox-Talbot BEHOLD!
Attention people of Bluesky! I have a very important announcement of a technical advancement of great import. I have managed to get actual photographs from the actual WWF SlamCam. All in glorious 160x120 pixel glory. I feel like William Henry Fox-Talbot BEHOLD!
