"Hmph... what a boring evening..." "So, so boring..."
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"̷I̷'̸m̸ ̴a̸m̶a̸z̸e̷d̷ ̷a̷t̸ ̴h̵o̵w̴ ̸k̶i̵n̵d̶ ̶e̷v̸e̷r̵y̵o̷n̶e̵ ̸i̶s̷!̷ ̸Y̸o̶u̴'̸r̵e̷ ̷a̵l̷l̷ ̶s̸u̵c̶h̴ ̵e̵a̵s̵y̸ ̵t̴a̶r̴g̴─̸ ̶E̵r̴,̸ ̶I̷ ̷m̵e̴a̸n̷,̴ ̸e̶a̸s̸y̶g̵o̵i̴n̷g̴ ̸f̴o̶l̷k̴s̵!̶"̸ 𝘼𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙’𝙨 𝙈𝙖𝙜𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙧… 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙡𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡… SFW! + NSFW for potential dark themes only! LEWD RP and NON-RP DNI (DO NOT INTERACT!)
"Ah, good 'ol October..." "And... only 23 days to go till the anniversary of me visiting Popstar, betraying everyone, and getting my butt kicked by Kirby..."
"...Damn, it is pretty awesome..."
Listen to my awesome song
"Susie is... not on Popstar?" "Hm, not the news I expected to hear getting back..."
“𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚍...” | #kirbyrp | #nintendorp | #MVRP | "̴̤̀Ḭ̴̀ ̷̦́w̷̝̕a̸͇̾n̵̢͋t̶̖͆ ̵̨̒t̶͚̆o̸̭͊ ̵̣̌h̵͚̀ĕ̷̙a̴͓̍r̵͔͊ ̴̦̏t̴͙̓ḧ̶́ͅe̷̦͛ ̴̝̆s̶̟͊c̴̙̅r̷̪̓e̴̪̎ȃ̷̮m̴̲͝ș̷̑ ̵̗̚o̴̙͝ḟ̸̫ ̴̡̈e̴̫̓v̶̠̀è̵͖ȓ̵̺ẏ̷̧ ̶̦̈́l̶̼̒i̵̖͘v̵̦̄i̸̠̾n̷̝̽g̴̝̓ ̸̬͗b̴̼̎e̴͔̅i̵̯̍n̶̫̿g̶̫̀ ̴̫̾i̶̛̙n̶̦̈́ ̶̡͒ṫ̷̜h̵̡̆e̷͔̊ ̵̝̃u̶̹̕n̶͕͗i̷̠͗v̶̙̍e̵̯̿r̶̙̈́ś̶̡e̷̬͛.̴̳͘.̷̪͂.̴̭̈́"̸̩͛
"Well, all's well that ends well, right?" *...Marx, a quarter of Cappy Town was fucking destroyed...*
⠀ ( another terrifying situation on Popstar resolved! .. and hopefully, that peace will last a while longer. ) ⠀
"Geez... those Doomers did a number on the Lor... it's gonna take WEEKS to get this thing back off the ground..." "I could ask everyone to help me get Energy Spheres to make that process faster, but, pretty sure half the planet wants me either dead at worst, or at best, sent to Cappy Town Jail..."
{Well, I'd say (even though the ending isn't FULLY done yet.) That this mini-event was... a partial success.} {I think if anything it shows that I slightly struggle with juggling multiple plot points. But hey, you live, you learn, you hang on the edge of tomorrow, or something...} -
*Sigh* "I suppose you're right..." *Magolor waved his hands and conjured up a rift back to Popstar...* "I know... all your friends will be eager to see you two again... I can't say the same about myself but... I'm not too surprised..." *He looked to his attire, it never really changed color -
⠀ ( eek! careful where you’re pointing that thing when you’re bouncing around! 💦 ) ⠀
"...It all just feels... right somehow..." *Magolor turned to Bandee, helping him up and noticing...* "Must've passed out from all that happened... you should wake him up as soon as you two get back..." *He sighed, continuing on...* "But... I dunno... I just... find being evil to be... -
⠀ ( but … Kirby just wanted an answer. something, before they went home. this brief bit of peace was the window he’d take. ) ⠀
*With a determined cry, the wizard would cut down in unison... however, the Crown has other plans! It DID have an Ultra Sword as well after all! It tries to clash back at them both...* "̶͎͈͋M̶͇̦͂̅͝ả̸͖̺͝g̸̝̹͌͗ö̸̢́l̷̢̘̦̽o̴̲̦͋ȓ̵̲̌͝.̶̠͕̗̈́.̸̺̥͇̓.̵͕͋͛ ̶̰͎̳̂Ẃ̸̖̫̮e̵̦̟̽̂ ̵̼͋͘̕c̸̢̐̔͆o̸̪̅ụ̵̈́l̵̩͈̋d̷̛̩͉̟̊̋'̷̡̹̝̈v̸̝̇͗̚ẽ̴̈́͜ ̵̼͑b̷̙̜̉̚e̷̯̒̊͝e̷̢̱̎̿ͅň̷̢̖̙ ̸̣̦̳̍̐s̵̤͇̋̍͂o̵̟̳͎̒͊́ ̵̃̎͠ͅͅm̴͔͑̄͠ǘ̵͈̟c̶̹͚̠̄h̴̼̘͈́ ̷͈̯̖͛̿ṃ̷̖̒o̷̺̫̬̽̂͒r̶̫̞̗͊è̸͓͚͕!̶̘͔͓̀̿͋ ̵̻̗͙̈́Y̷̜͕͝ò̷̼͉̐ͅǘ̴̼ ̵̹̬̋͊c̴̠̫͗͌͜o̶̯͗ŭ̷̞̼̼l̵̨̤̻̋d̷͓͔̦̃͗'̶͖͉̖̔̅̐v̶̪̘͖̔̚ȩ̸̩͗ͅ ̶͔̕h̵̦́́̈ā̶̩d̷̲̼̓̓̄ ̵̖̼̥̐̊P̸͙̲̝͌̆͛ō̵̢̡̙̈͘p̷̗̭̔͠s̸̝̓̃ͅt̷͍͂ͅạ̴̺̊͊͐ř̶̳̘!̴͎͈̯̓ ̴̗̘̦̋̈́͝W̵͔̑h̴̝͇̞̐͌̀ỹ̵̜̼̻̑ ̴͖͋̓m̶̱̺̈ǘ̴̹̔͂s̴̥͇̃̓t̵̩̤̗̆̒̓ ̵͐͜y̸͉̮̞͑͌̇ö̷̢̦̗́ủ̶̯̍ ̶̬͕̜̅̇s̶̼̾̍ì̷͎͐͜d̷̢̠̬͗́è̶̯̙̰̈́̎ ̵͔̞̪̓̉̉ẁ̵̪i̶̦̟͐̂̄t̶͉̚͝h̶̥͊́ ̸͔̃͘t̸̢̧͌̾́͜h̸̳̠̔i̵͈̪̖̔͛̑s̶̝̅̆ ̸̨̞̣́p̶͇̍̾i̷͎̭̎̀͋n̶̞͔̞͑͛k̴͖͔̰̍ ̷̨͒͂͜͠B̸͇̲͋̀R̷̨̳̹͐̂͝Ã̵̲̿͌T̵̳̙͐!̶͕̩͖̾?̷̢̔́͘"̷̩̘͋ -
⠀ ( before preparing to cut down parallel of the wizard! now was our opportunity to 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑯 𝑰𝑻 𝑶𝑭𝑭! ) HA𝐴𝐴𝐻! ⠀
*It glared as if it was nothing as it was hit... even in a weaker state than it was all that time ago, it took that like it was nothing!* *It silently stared, before beginning to cast something new! It would try to trap the puff with the help of some Deadly Needles!* "K-KIRBY! S-Shoot! I gotta -
⠀ ( Kirby was rarely one to resort to these type of things.. well, unless he was facing Dedede. but circumstance called for it! he just hoped it worked.. ) ⠀
*The spheres would of course be sucked up, as Magolor tried to use the time to slowly and surely open a rift...* "C'mon... this has gotta work..." *The wizard had to focus harder... and all this noise was not working in his favor...* K̷̯̍͘i̷̜̪͘̕r̵̘̓b̶̬̉̂ȳ̸̥͜.̴͔͂̂.̵̎͒͜.̴̢̽͝.̷͎̅̌ ̷̰͈͒Ḥ̵̇è̷̦l̷̘̎ṕ̵̞̒ ̸̃̌͜m̶̞̐̽ĕ̸̬̟́.̴̬͖͒͛.̵̳̝̄.̷̙̥̄͘ ̸̬̇͘K̴̙̈́̓i̶͔͙͛̌r̸̙̔̂͜b̷͎̌̄ý̵̢̒.̴̙̤̎.̷͍̯̈͛.̴̤̳͆̊ -
⠀ O - KAY! I’ll do my best! ( no time to ask more on it! they had a piece of Dark Matter to defeat! ability or no ability, Kirby was still formidable regardless! with cheeks puffing in preparation, they took a stance to start inhaling! he remembers those spheres; he could catch those! ) ⠀
"̶O̶h̶ ̶K̴i̴r̸b̴y̵.̴.̸.̷ ̶d̷i̶d̴ ̷y̶o̵u̶ ̷t̵r̷u̸l̸y̷ ̴f̴o̵r̴g̷e̸t̶ ̵w̷h̸o̴ ̷y̵o̷u̵'̶r̸e̴ ̸d̵e̴a̴l̴i̴n̷g̶ ̷w̵i̸t̶h̸?̴"̸ *It retaliated by forming an Ultra Sword in it's hand to clash back!* "̶D̴o̸n̸'̴t̴ ̴f̶r̷e̷t̵.̴.̷.̴ ̸I̵ ̸s̸h̵a̶l̷l̸ ̶m̷a̷k̵e̷ ̵y̴o̷u̸r̴ ̴p̶a̴s̵s̵i̸n̷g̸ ̴a̶ ̴q̴u̶i̸c̶k̶ ̶o̴n̷e̷.̸.̵.̵"̵ *But as soon as the crown was going to go in for the killing blow!* -
⠀ ( this time, we’ll REALLY get rid of you!! EN GARDE! ) HUP! ( the puffball initiated the charge! a light hop to somersault along with the blade, aiming to clash against it with a 𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐍! ) ⠀
*The eyes of the wizard flickered, Red, yellow, red, then yellow again!* *And with a honest fear in his voice he yelled out.* "KIRBY! WAI-" *The sword in his hand broke...* *And... something was off as he hit the ground...* -
⠀ ( .. until the weight on Kirby’s sword intensified, power flooding its blade and beginning to push back harshly against the other’s own! the glare had returned, but not without a light as though the stars themselves sat in his eyes. ) So let THIS be how I help you FOR GOOD! 𝑯𝒀𝑨𝑯 .ᐟ.ᐟ ⠀
*Magolor chuckled, it was far too late, as he allowed his sword to clash with the puffball's! A great struggle was about to unfold!* *And... as the poor dee already noticed... Magolor was ready to play his final trump card! Not a physical blow to the puffball... but an EMOTIONAL one...* -
*Bandee looks and realizes... noticing Magolor held something in his hands now, a sword of his own! Shit! It was like history was repeating itself again!* "KIRBY NO! THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS! DON'T DO IT!!!"
*Magolor chuckled, suddenly grabbing Bandee's spear and tossing it and him away like it was nothing!* "𝐇𝐦𝐩𝐡, 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐚. 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞..." *He started to turn back around.* "𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨𝐨, 𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐛𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞..." -
- *He decides to swap tactics immediately, trying to his Magolor with the blunt part of his spear instead!*
"̴̫̒̆̈́̓͂E̸̫͇͊̒N̵͚͚̓̃͆̔̕Ó̸͇͎̦̀̔̊́̓͜U̴̡̙̰͍̭̭͗̓̂̒G̶͎͚͖̗̗̞̓͗̋́͠͝H̸̡̝͉̑͂͘̚͝!̸̧̰̭̾͐̔̒!̶̝̰͖̆!̶̞͈̍̾̇͒"̵͎̩̥̘̤̂̊͂̾̀ͅ *The wizard's voice cracked a little, as he shielded himself from the oncoming attacks with a 𝗠𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗰 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗿!* "𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨... 𝐬𝐨... 𝐔𝐆𝐇! 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 S̶̲̜̹͖̈̏O̶̢̡̪̘̒ ̶̡͇̦͜͠M̸̪̠̈́̐U̵͔̲̇Ç̴̾H̷̤͐͊!̷̮͓͈͗̃̇͊" *He scoffs, suddenly casting something else in front of the pink puff!* -
*Bandee himself was of course, trying his best to get some hits in, mainly sticking to the back and tossing spears at the wizard!* "Just give up Magolor! It's not too late to turn back y'know!" *And yet, he knows quite well the wizard won't listen...*
"𝐇𝐦𝐩𝐡! 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞... 𝐖𝐞'𝐯𝐞 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝!" *The liar laughed, dear NOVA that laugh... and suddenly he fired a 𝗠𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗢𝗿𝗯 Kirby's way!* "𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐄𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐛𝐲!"
- But that's for later...* *He got his footing back up, Spear in hand again...* "Kirby, quickly! On your feet! I dunno what Magolor's got cooking up but, it can't be good!"
"𝐍𝐎𝐕𝐀 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐈𝐓!!!" *Oh well.... he sure as HELL ain't happy! He's just about to launch everything the Lor has on these two to finish the job then and there!* *And yet... something happened, just as the two predicted!* -
- the ship... but that would take a lot of elbow grease!* *And just as they were getting started... woah, that was a fast 20 seconds, as the Doomers were now practically swarming the Starcutter!* "Perfect. I wonder how Magolor's reactin' to this!"
*Of course, the Lor charges forward to try and knock the two off the Warp Star!* *But it was certainly possible it would miss! That's what Bandee was hoping for after all!* *20 seconds till the Doomers arrived, would the duo make it in time?*
- us this time, we jump onto the deck! Ready?" *Oh! He's already preparing for that?* "W-We've only got 30 seconds till the Doomers notice now, and above that, only one shot at this! So let's make it count!"
"𝐀𝐡... 𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠... 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂!!!" *The Lor would turn around and... The mast suddenly fired out a Mast Storm at the duo! as a tornado of wind blew right in front of the ship! The comms rang out a taunt to the heroes, courtesy of Magolor...* -
- eyes on the road! or I guess in this case the sky, as the Lor was charging up another attack!* "If we wanna do this, we HAVE to do it now!"
*NOW!* *The Lor's emblem suddenly began firing stars in pre-determined patterns at the Warp Star! All the while Magolor was about to prepare another attack, but... well...* *He stayed silent, he can't, all his systems would have to refresh before then... and not to mention...* *The shields were -
- I... don't fully recall what happened the last time that Emblem shined so brightly... If we can evade whatever happens next, we MIGHT have the perfect opening to start attacking those oars!" *Bandee certainly looked ready. And it seems like that upcoming attack was about to happen right...*
- THE FINAL BATTLE: 𝗗𝗶𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗺, 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻, 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 - - Featuring: @all-lies-forever.bsky.social / @mass-dee-struction.bsky.social and @warpstarred.bsky.social -
{Alrighty! It is time to COOK!} {...And damnit, I will cook with all my life if I gotta!}
⠀ ( if one were to look up towards the sky amidst all the chaos.. there was a brief twinkle of a rising star. the clock is ticking. one wish was now in motion; and that was bound to put an end to this reign of terror for good. they’ll make sure of it.. he and Bandee both! ) ⠀
"𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐫..." "...𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐞𝐭..." "𝐈𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧..." "...𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞, 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐧?" *Oh Magolor buddy, you could NOT be further from the truth...*