Mostly piratey
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Children's writer - I am in touch with my inner child - he makes me do things.
I asked AI to calculate the volume of a plant pot to see how much compost I needed - the answer was out by a factor of 37 - honestly, I might as well consult chicken entrails at this point
Imagine if all those who are silent about the terrible evil being committed in Gaza spoke up www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Imagine if all those who are silent about the terrible evil being committed in Gaza spoke up | Owen Jones
No crime in history has been so well documented by its victims. And yet inaction and censorship reign, says Guardian columnist Owen Jones
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Greenpeace Trial in North Dakota Concludes. The Coming Verdict Could Be Devastating for Environmental Advocacy and Free Speech Rights oneearthnow.substack.com/p/greenpeace...
Greenpeace Trial in North Dakota Concludes. The Coming Verdict Could Be Devastating for Environmental Advocacy and Free Speech Rights
An independent trial monitoring committee has expressed serious concerns with the trial proceedings in a case that is an “attack on the First Amendment.”
oneearthnow.substack.com
Do you remember those kids who used to ring doorbells and then run away before anyone could answer? They all grew up to become Amazon delivery drivers.
Our first Christmas without cats for many years and yet, mysteriously, our low hanging tree decorations still keep ending up on the floor #gointothelightcharlie
Christmas robins in a food processor - you're welcome
Possibly one of the worst conceived restaurant names ever
Ugg became increasingly vocal about the need to "regain control of our borders"
Write infrequently, when genius strikes you, preferably only ever whilst reclining on a Persian rug in Provence #badwritingtips
The Swahili version of the Kenyan Highway Code refers to a roundabout as a 'keepy lefty' - which makes Swahili about the best language ever
"Reluctantly Brian had to admit that, on this occasion, he had been out-vogued"
What was your best question from a school visit - mine was 'do you type each copy yourself?'
There's a bird in my garden that sounds exactly like a car alarm. I can't imagine what evolutionary advantage it gets from this.
Anyone else in North London have fond memories of 'veneer of the week'?
Time gentlemen please Ain't you got homes to go to? Let's be havin' you now #pubhaiku
You know how the USS Enterprise hails a new planet and just one guy picks up? Who would that be if aliens hailed the Earth?