Am having trouble sleeping so I put on a bedtime story and that one ended so I reached for my phone to put on another one and punched my nightstand and my pinky is swollen and hurts a lot and I’m miserable and had to complain about it.
allie l.
@allietherese.bsky.social
She/Her | Elder Emo | Angels | Ducks
A friend sent me this and I need to make sure more people see it.
Never getting a joner ever again I might as well drive into a tree.
Haven’t been to my gym class in two weeks so if I don’t make it through it was nice knowing you all.
One of these days I’ll have a reasonable amount of clothing.
So glad I got all my errands done just in time to watch another unfortunate game of Angels Baseball.
No baseball for me tonight, I’m gonna go see Spider-Man… you know, spending my time on something good…
July 2026 made a solid case for being in my top 5 most humbling months. Even down to the last day.
This is Fenrir. He has not yet been successful in cuddling with the cat. But thinks if he goes slow enough she might not notice. 13/10 (IG: fenrirfanclub)
That was the most stressful half hour of my life in recent memory. Holding a presale at 8am is cruel. Big ty to @nehamodi.bsky.social for the assist. 🫶
Happy birthday to my older brother, the recipient of the Allie’s Favorite Human Award since 1984… @chorizofan420.bsky.social
Losing my shit over this internet quiz… not hot enough to be marriage material but at least I’m not crazy 🤣🤣🤣
Going to invent a lotion for sunburns called I Fucked Up and it will have aloe, shea butter, and WON’T SMELL LIKE GODDAMN COCONUT.
Is that the first time Zach has done a challenge in the first inning and been correct???
I am once again having to leave California to travel within it. 😑😑😑
allie l.@allietherese.bsky.social · 2w agoI just realized that Southwest is making me leave California to travel to a destination in California and I’m even more annoyed than I was before.
It’s official… by a score of 2 games to 1, Zach wins Minasian Suck Fest 2026.