i'm gonna say an (anime style) vtuber rig pet peeve of mine and you're not gonna like it (upper teeth should hardly move when speaking. most/all speech motion should be reliant on the lower mouth/jaw 😭)

molt.

I'm tired man.

Bunny Bettel🐰 Congratulations, Tumblr Sexy Jester!

North Carolina swamp.

Marisa Stole the Precious Thing turns 20 years old this month... 👴

so uh. offkai unpacking.

as promised

Allister Jones 🍃🐦アリスタ@allisteranim.bsky.social · 2w ago

for reasons i have been tasked with drawing ruze destroying an impressively large burrito

see yall in toronto 🥴

trying to make ren faire plans so i'll have an excuse to cosplay lark again geheheheheh

miiiight be able to go to the spring offkai if work lines up alright teehee (and i'll come prepared with actual business cards and not just stickers of my oshis lmao)

as promised

Allister Jones 🍃🐦アリスタ@allisteranim.bsky.social · 2w ago

for reasons i have been tasked with drawing ruze destroying an impressively large burrito

I really just want to reiterate just how kind everyone was to me (and each other!) this weekend. I went into this con expecting to mostly wander solo yet found myself welcome into so many new groups, I never felt alone. My heart is so full. 🥹

Allister Jones 🍃🐦アリスタ@allisteranim.bsky.social · last wk.

If we met at the con and I didn’t follow back Please lmk! I tend to have goldfish memory so just hit me with the who/when/where. <3

Landed back home from Offkai and I really get why it’s such a special event now. Just so much love for each other as both fans and fellow creatives all over the place. I don’t think I’ll be able to go every single year but 100% I WILL Offkai again.

so… anyone have tips on how to get the worlds worst spirit gum out of your hair?

the rumors are true offkai fucking rules man

“there’s gonna be flirting in the bug vtuber panel, no matter what”

for reasons i have been tasked with drawing ruze destroying an impressively large burrito

i have a confession to make. i was never really a fan of FLEX, but singing it with others in karaoke may have opened my eyes.

actually i think all holostars should get a camellia orisong

reminder i’ll have these! please feel free to ask for one!

Allister Jones 🍃🐦アリスタ@allisteranim.bsky.social · last mo.

Offkai freebies are in~ I’ll be wandering the con and giving them to people who want em!

Offkai thread! I’m OMW!

it's really important to go "YAY" and "YIPPEE" as much as your heart allows it

[trying to explain vtubers to my brother in law] “so, like hatsune miku?” “close, imagine if someone was actively roleplaying as miku” “so… like the peanut guy?” 🧍‍♂️

armis bag arrived just in time for offkai! pleasantly surprised at how roomy it is inside

offkai cosplays are packed (<- praying that the horns don't get crushed on the flights)

Hey, that's a nice [THING YOU DO FOR PERSONAL PLEASURE], be a real shame if somebody were to [CONVINCE YOU TO MONETIZE IT, TRANSFORMING YOUR RELATIONSHIP INTO AN OBLIGATION AND ROBBING YOU OF JOY]

it's growing