ok so technically I lost but I PROMISE it wasn't my fault!

microplastics enjoyer 🔞@allsmat.bsky.social · 7d ago

no nut november is proving rather difficult so far..

no nut november is proving rather difficult so far..

woke up like this

still laughing at this person thinking my username was serious

Microplastics Generate Harmful Chemicals in Water.....Microplastics create highly reactive oxygen species like hydroxyl radicals at their surface with water, which can harm proteins, DNA, and cells, potentially leading to inflammation, heart disease, cancer, and Alzheimer's. OK, you enjoy them!

microplastics enjoyer 🔞@allsmat.bsky.social · 3mo ago

a little night cap

all the dogs are in town but I gotta work 😭😭😭😭😭

why are there so many gay clowns all of a sudden

accidentally slept in till almost 8pm and had to rush getting ready and then bite the bullet on a $20 lyft 😭

at the dance club. shame no one walked in

every time I go back and check the wasteland that is twitter/x, Im reminded why this app is so much better😭 specifically the guys that still post porn there, every post is them begging for comments. itll be a hairy bear like "should I shave and lose weight" and all the comments are "nooo ur so hot"

a little night cap

who's gonna take me to the beach this year. I NEED to go so badd

it is Tuesday after all #twt

bushy on a weeknight

these shorts are very revealing when I sit down...

excited to crack into a fresh tin of @batorbalm.bsky.social

my bulge looks so good 🥵

Pup Stone@pup-stone.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Pup in his happy place 👅 🦴@allsmat.bsky.social

they always say it's an unwritten rule to not talk at the glory hole, but unfortunately I'm a yapper and you can't stop me

my socks for pride

an uncut ginger would heal me so much rn

they toured my apartment again today but im pretty sure I accidentally left my fleshlight out in the bathroom drying 😭😭

got the keys to my new apartmentttt so excited

need to bate with someone bad

ever jerked off with real leather gloves before? feels amazing.

I haven't really trimmed my bush much at all in the past couple years, but I came across an old pic where it was super short and my dick looked gigantic 🤣 kinda wanna trim it again to experience that... despite how much I love the full bush

my new #leather gloves really complete this outfit

how many dogs did I kiss last night 😭

don't know why I'm so worked up at work

highkey can't wait to get back to Philly. Why is NYC nowadays just all trust fund kids trying wayy to hard to look cool.

I have a hotel room to myself tonight in New York in Midtown, anyone need a blowjob? 🤣 but for real..