Here’s a useful fact. Shame Starmer didn’t like Oasis.

Sorry but £45 a year off energy bills makes no meaningful difference Unpegging the price of electricity from that of wholesale gas (£120/MWh whereas wind is £15/MWh) would make a meaningful difference.

This is my main beef with Apple Maps. WHAT ARE ANY OF THESE ROADS CALLED

Over 700 this morning at Highbury Parkrun

The fourth lion #fig

I marvel at the process of AI and maybe one day soon it will be able to put the address you laboriously put in the web form on the delivery label rather than picking only the bits it likes

A warm 10k down Regents Park and home

Boy oh boy Apple TV really want me to watch Widow’s Bay. If it didn’t auto play every time I do anything, I might have even given it a go

Back at it. Volunteering at my local Highbury Fields Parkrun with a superior tan after 10 days in Crete

Been in Crete for 10 days No one asked me if I had any allergies 5G everywhere inc boats in the actual sea Supermarkets v affordable Bloody Europe

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Appreciate it’s a brave new world and all that but why tf does coffee have tasting notes? Can it just taste of coffee please?

I’m assuming that the FIFA Peace Prize can’t be won by the same person two years in a row?

A lovely bank holiday run along the canal and back up through Barnsbury

I can’t adequately explain how fat this weekend is

I went into Project Hail Mary already vexed because why do films need to be over 2h30m. Enjoyed but there’s at least 30 unnecessary m in there.

Caturday

No one: Siri: Workout paused Me: Siri, resume workout Siri: Eh?

We’re heading into scarce Lime bike season, winter troopers

Many powerful white men in the Epstein files. Hillary Clinton - *checks notes* a woman - first batch in front of Congress

Forget Blue Monday; this is Brown Monday where you throw out the mouldy ‘Good Intentions’ fruit from 5th Jan in the office fridge to make way for white Monster

Royal Mint guy: ‘what if we made them slippy?’

Wouldn’t it be nice if this Labour government would tax people who can afford to have accountants and tax advisors on retainer.

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I note Yemen is on Trump's new travel ban, rendering Chandler from Friends' travel plans impossible

Love how it is always “rich guys warn that xyz will become more expensive” and never “rich guys warn that they’ll have fewer space rockets for fun”

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Nephew is coeliac so I had to FORCE this Honest Burger down last night along with the coleslaw.

Well this is all very pleasant

There’s no way I could be a professional footballer. The Arsenal match doesn’t start til 8pm - I’ve got to be honest I’m considering bed from 7