Seems im a bad influence on my boo @almeric.bsky.social and his waistline

I bought the wrong wheels. Now I gotta go back and get the right dang wheels.

I keep unlocking new stuff in Probably Stolen and then getting mad at myself because they dump a bunch of stuff on me and now I gotta find a place for all this nonsense.

People always ask "Where should I start with X?". Just pick a point and start. Don't wait for other people to curate your experience. Forge your own path when it comes to media and enjoy yourself.

Do you think that there are people who play Vyper and don't want her to fuck Lash and that contradiction of her nature is what's holding them back from getting better at the game?

Theoretically, if a teleporter copied you down to the quantum level and recreated your quantum signature would that get around the whole dying and being a copy thing? Like, the quantum signature of you is totally unique. Or is that just something I'm making up?

Following a comedian I like and then seeing him hobble out on stage with crutches and then talking about how he now lives alone. Is anyone in the entertainment industry doing okay?

Trying to learn Arjun and people just saying 'pillar, lol' bitch even the 1200 MR Luke's have figured that shit out. I need some meaty setups!

Wanted to redesign Vyper. An appearance that goes for both lower tail body and legs… by giving her tiny limbs

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Deadlock dev team: Vyper. You're old life has passed. The artists will forge you a new form Vyper: It is not yours to take! Deadlock dev team: We shall heal your scars. Vyper: I AM MY SCARS!!

In retrospect cooking soup shirtless wasn't a good idea.

Also trans men. Don't forget about them.

It's Frocktober! Wear your loveliest coat.

It's Rocktober. What's your favourite mineral?

I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love ❤️

It's Spocktober. Talk about your favorite Vulcan.

It's chalktober. Draw something on the sidewalk.

It's Clocktober. Be sure to buy a clock!

It's Gawktober. Time to stare at stuff!

It's Blocktober! Time to cut out those toxic people on your socials.

It's the start of shocktober. Time to be surprised.

It's the start of Smocktober. Be sure to wear a smock.

I am a dishwasher!

VYPERVYPERVYPER- have another one! #vyper #deadlock #calico #animated

Is there some sort of chrome extension that asks 'are you sure?' whenever you try to go to Reddit?

I had a dream last night about Red Green building a wicker man out of duct tape and old skis.

When it comes to my writing I try to please myself and the five rotating commissioners I have.