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๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐Ž๐… ๐€๐–๐„๐’๐Ž๐Œ๐„!

@almightykoopaking.bsky.social

"๐—•๐—ช๐—”๐—›๐—”๐—›๐—”! ๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜'๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฅ๐—ฃ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—บ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ฎ ๐—•๐—ผ๐˜„๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ? ๐—” ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ฑ๐˜† ๐—ฅ๐—ฃ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—บ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜๐˜†, ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜'๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜!" The unbreakable brute of the #๐Œ๐€๐•๐„๐‘๐ˆ๐‚๐Š๐‡๐”๐๐“๐„๐‘๐’ Independent portrayal of King Koopa/Bowser Written by S

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๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐Ž๐… ๐€๐–๐„๐’๐Ž๐Œ๐„!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago

Wh-NO!!! My memories are perfectly fine, ya nincompoop! YOU'RE the one spoutin' nonsense in my face!

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๐“๐ก๐ž ๐€๐ฐ๐ž๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐Œ๐š๐ซ๐ข๐จ!!!@thatdumbmario.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago

"Oh no... Bowser, DID THEY WIPE YOUR MEMORIES AGAIN???"

๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐Ž๐… ๐€๐–๐„๐’๐Ž๐Œ๐„!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago

...what does ANY of that mean?

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๐“๐ก๐ž ๐€๐ฐ๐ž๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐Œ๐š๐ซ๐ข๐จ!!!@thatdumbmario.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago

"HUH? HOW COULD YOU FORGET??? WE MADE A WHOLE SERIES!" "Don't you remember when Shrek came out of the pot and started causing havoc around the restaurant?"

๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐Ž๐… ๐€๐–๐„๐’๐Ž๐Œ๐„!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago

Wh-COOKING SHOW? What are you TALKIN' about? I've never BEEN on a cooking show!

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๐“๐ก๐ž ๐€๐ฐ๐ž๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐Œ๐š๐ซ๐ข๐จ!!!@thatdumbmario.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago

"What? Why!? Ugh, what's gotten into you Bowser? Don't you remember the good times we had, like our cooking show?"

๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐Ž๐… ๐€๐–๐„๐’๐Ž๐Œ๐„!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago

... Get out of my face.

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๐“๐ก๐ž ๐€๐ฐ๐ž๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐Œ๐š๐ซ๐ข๐จ!!!@thatdumbmario.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago

Mario starts thinking... He seems to be REALLY putting thought into this... "...at least 5 days" he said, giving Bowser a derpy eye stare

๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐Ž๐… ๐€๐–๐„๐’๐Ž๐Œ๐„!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago

Oh, REALLY? Then tell me this, bucko! How long have I been your most awesome arch-nemesis?

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๐“๐ก๐ž ๐€๐ฐ๐ž๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐Œ๐š๐ซ๐ข๐จ!!!@thatdumbmario.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago

Mario pauses for a second, simply staring at Bowser "Aye! What are you talking about!? It's-a me, Mario!"

๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐Ž๐… ๐€๐–๐„๐’๐Ž๐Œ๐„!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago

Well, well, well, if it isn't MARIO! Been waitin' some time to kick your butt aga- ...wait, hang on a second. Mario doesn't talk like that! WHO ARE YOU?

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๐“๐ก๐ž ๐€๐ฐ๐ž๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐Œ๐š๐ซ๐ข๐จ!!!@thatdumbmario.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago

"Oh hi Bowser, it's been a while!!! How are you doing, bro?" It's Mario, but... Something seems off. The way he's talking definitely isn't how Mario would USUALLY talk

๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐Ž๐… ๐€๐–๐„๐’๐Ž๐Œ๐„!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

BRING IT, SCALY- [And at this point Tron pipes up] bsky.app/profile/hero...

๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ถ๐–—๐–Š๐–’๐–‘๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐•ถ๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ@kroolestking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

He whips out hod blunderbuss. Oh God. There's no way they're actually gonna do it here and now "LET'S PUT THAT CLAIM TO THE TEST, SHALL WE?"

๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐Ž๐… ๐€๐–๐„๐’๐Ž๐Œ๐„!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

Oh, PLEASE! If we fought right now, you'd be goin' back in that colossal hole faster than you got out!

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๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ถ๐–—๐–Š๐–’๐–‘๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐•ถ๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ@kroolestking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

"You need a right hand man for that!? HA! I can use magic myself, turn invisible! And the banana phone the corporate chimp dropped has been doing WONDERS for me!"

๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐Ž๐… ๐€๐–๐„๐’๐Ž๐Œ๐„!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

Oh YEAH? Well YOU come talk to ME when your right-hand man can give you magic powers!

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๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ถ๐–—๐–Š๐–’๐–‘๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐•ถ๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ@kroolestking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

"tch. Talk to me when you can rebuild an entire fallen continent and add a giant death laser to it."

๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐Ž๐… ๐€๐–๐„๐’๐Ž๐Œ๐„!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

'Least I can time travel! I don't remember you doin' anything like that!

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๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ถ๐–—๐–Š๐–’๐–‘๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐•ถ๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ@kroolestking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

"Oh, SHUT IT! LIKE YOU HAVEN'T LOST TO YOSHI BEFORE, EVEN WHEN YOU TIME TRAVELED TO WHEN PLUMBER BOY AND HIS FRIENDS WERE CHILDREN!"

๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐Ž๐… ๐€๐–๐„๐’๐Ž๐Œ๐„!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

Yeah, I heard. You seriously got your butt kicked by a little girl and her monkey pal?

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๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ถ๐–—๐–Š๐–’๐–‘๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐•ถ๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ@kroolestking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

"well, I'll have you know I would've won over the kongs by now if it wasn't for external help they keep getting! First, it was a banana bird deity... Then the incompetence of my own younger brother..." "...and then that... Singing ๐๐‘๐€๐“."

๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐Ž๐… ๐€๐–๐„๐’๐Ž๐Œ๐„!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

...eh, I found limitless power in a fancy dream rock.

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๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ถ๐–—๐–Š๐–’๐–‘๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐•ถ๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ@kroolestking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

"FINE! I ALSO KONQUERED A DIMENSION OF TALKING BANANAS AND NEARLY WIPED OUT THE KONG RACE WITH A DEATH LASER! IS /THAT/ ENOUGH FOR YOU?"

๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐Ž๐… ๐€๐–๐„๐’๐Ž๐Œ๐„!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

That all? I conquered entire GALAXIES! I'm WAY above you!

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๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ถ๐–—๐–Š๐–’๐–‘๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐•ถ๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ@kroolestking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

"Well, how's drowning an entire city in mush and becoming the king of rot itself sound, Koopa?"

๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐Ž๐… ๐€๐–๐„๐’๐Ž๐Œ๐„!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

Yeah, right. You can barely TOUCH DK! Come back to me when you can do somethin' of note, pal!

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๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ถ๐–—๐–Š๐–’๐–‘๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐•ถ๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ@kroolestking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

"oh, please. The average Kritter is far bigger and stronger than your Goombas or Koopas. I bet my Krew could even give that plumber boy a run for his money!"

๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐Ž๐… ๐€๐–๐„๐’๐Ž๐Œ๐„!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

What, YOUR lousy pirate gang? Don't make me laugh! Those guys can barely take on a big dumb gorilla!

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๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ถ๐–—๐–Š๐–’๐–‘๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐•ถ๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ@kroolestking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

"bigger fish, hm? I'd bet the Kremling Krew could take on whatever that is."

๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐Ž๐… ๐€๐–๐„๐’๐Ž๐Œ๐„!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

Is this some kind of joke? Of COURSE I trust my minions! But I've got bigger fish to fry than dealin' with Mario and Green 'Stache this time!

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๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ถ๐–—๐–Š๐–’๐–‘๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐•ถ๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ@kroolestking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

"And so you joined a group of heroes... Does that mean you don't trust your army to help you? That they're incompetent to get the job done? Curious."

๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐Ž๐… ๐€๐–๐„๐’๐Ž๐Œ๐„!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

HEY! Don't go actin' like I'm some goody-two-shoes! I'd gladly keep doin' it all myself if I had nothing to lose!

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๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ถ๐–—๐–Š๐–’๐–‘๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐•ถ๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ@kroolestking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

"...well well, if it isn't the Koopa King himself! Or more like... Koopa-Maverick Hunter ally! HA!"

๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐Ž๐… ๐€๐–๐„๐’๐Ž๐Œ๐„!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

Better believe it, K. Rool! I have my own reasons for doin' it, and they're none of your business!

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๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ถ๐–—๐–Š๐–’๐–‘๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐•ถ๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ@kroolestking.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago

"...so, is it really true? That despite running his own kingdom... Bowser joined those Maverick Hunters?"

I MIฦงฦง ฦฌฮ‰ฮฃ QะฆIฮฃฦฌ!@soullessonic.bsky.social ยท 10mo ago

๐•ด๐–‹ ๐–ž๐–”๐–š ๐–œ๐–”๐–š๐–‘๐–‰ ๐–ˆ๐–”๐–’๐–Š ๐–Ž๐–“๐–™๐–” ๐–™๐–๐–Š ๐–Œ๐–—๐–Š๐–†๐–™ ๐–š๐–“๐–๐–“๐–”๐–œ๐–“ ๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š๐–“ ๐•ด ๐–ˆ๐–”๐–š๐–‘๐–‰ ๐–™๐–†๐–๐–Š ๐–ž๐–”๐–š ๐–‹๐–”๐–—๐–™๐– ๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š๐–—๐–Š'๐–˜ ๐–˜๐–š๐–ˆ๐– ๐–†๐–‡๐–š๐–“๐–‰๐–†๐–“๐–ˆ๐–Š ๐–™๐–” ๐–‡๐–Š ๐–˜๐–๐–”๐–œ๐–“ #SONICRP #STHRP #SONICEXERP #EXERP #HORRORRP #BSKYRP #MVRP

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I MIฦงฦง ฦฌฮ‰ฮฃ QะฆIฮฃฦฌ!@soullessonic.bsky.social ยท 10mo ago

๐”—๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐”ฑ๐”ฆ๐”ช๐”ข๐”ฐ โ„‘'๐”ก ๐”ฑ๐”ฏ๐”ถ ๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ก ๐” ๐”ฌ๐”ซ๐”ก๐”ฒ๐” ๐”ฑ ๐”„๐”ฉ๐”ฉ ๐”ฌ๐”ฃ ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ฆ๐”ฐ ๐”ค๐”ฏ๐”ข๐”ž๐”ฑ ๐”ก๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฆ๐”ค๐”ซ ๐”…๐”ฒ๐”ฑ ๐”ซ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ถ๐”ฌ๐”ฒ ๐”ฐ๐”ข๐”ข ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐”ญ๐”ฏ๐”ฌ๐”ก๐”ฒ๐” ๐”ฑ ๐”Š๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ก๐”ข๐”ฒ๐”ฏ ๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ก โ„‘ ๐”ž๐”ฉ๐”ฆ๐”ค๐”ซ๐”ข๐”ก โ„Œ๐”ข๐”ฏ๐”ข ๐”ฆ๐”ซ ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐”ฅ๐”ž๐”ฉ๐”ฉ๐”ฐ ๐”ฒ๐”ญ ๐”ฅ๐”ฆ๐”ค๐”ฅ๐”ข๐”ฏ ๐”—๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐”ข๐”ฃ๐”ฃ๐”ฌ๐”ฏ๐”ฑ๐”ฐ ๐”ช๐”ž๐”ก๐”ข ๐”ด๐”ข๐”ฏ๐”ข ๐”ฅ๐”ž๐”ฏ๐”ก ๐”—๐”ฅ๐”ฏ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ฌ๐”ฃ ๐”ž ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ๐”ซ๐”ข ๐”ฃ๐”ฏ๐”ฌ๐”ช ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ข ๐”„๐”ฑ ๐” ๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ซ๐”ฌ๐”ซ ๐”ฃ๐”ฌ๐”ก๐”ก๐”ข๐”ฏ'๐”ฐ ๐”ž๐”ฏ๐”ช๐”ฐ

๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ถ๐–—๐–Š๐–’๐–‘๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐•ถ๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ@kroolestking.bsky.social ยท last yr.

#DKRP | #DONKEYKONGRP | #MARIORP | #SSBRP | #NINTENDORP | #BSKYRP | #SFWRP | #MVRP

๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ถ๐–—๐–Š๐–’๐–‘๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐•ถ๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ@kroolestking.bsky.social ยท last yr.

๐–๐ก๐ž๐ง ๐ข๐ญ ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ซ๐จ๐ญ... ๐ˆ ๐‘๐”๐‹๐„! ๐ˆ'๐ฆ ๐ซ๐จ๐ญ๐ญ๐ž๐ง ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐‚๐Ž๐‘๐„!