Pikachu ready to surf up a great ocean wave! #Pikachu #Stunfisk #NewPokemonSnap #NintendoSwitch

ᅠ sometimes i remove mine consciousness from vessels and watch them become increasingly aggravated for my own amusement . ᅠ ㅤ

Ho-oh 🌈

/ early. like ungodly hours of early. say 4am sharp? then he naps whenever.

ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs@roleplayquestions.bsky.social · 2w ago

When does your muse usually wake up?

You can't "I'm just a little guy" your way out of this one, cunt.

Star-pale, celestial, neither flesh nor blood.

You go girl 、give us nothing .ᐟ

ᅠ ( peeking . questionable literature choice , but sure . ) ᅠ ㅤ

?Proton? (Kid Event)@dropofblood.bsky.social · 2w ago

[Reading a book called, "Does it Fart?"]

You’re an experience. Make sure you’re a good experience.

/ volo account spotted. 👀👀👀

ᅠ i enjoy watching the journeys of humans turned pokémon . they turn out more entertaining than they need to be . ᅠ ㅤ

ᅠ the world is healing . ᅠ ㅤ

Burgh. 🦋@casteliasmuse.bsky.social · 2w ago

EVERYONE SHUT UP THE BUIZEL ARE BACK

ᅠ quite young . ᅠ ㅤ

unova's most normal guy@laggingtrains.bsky.social · 3w ago

I AM THIRTY TWO.

ᅠ ( those should be plenty , so he returns to the ground with a berry in its mouth . which he gladly began to bite into once he took a seat on the grass . ) thou shoulds't return home before night falls . 'tis dangerous for a child like thee to wander around unsupervised . ᅠ ㅤ

?Proton? (Kid Event)@dropofblood.bsky.social · 3w ago

[He stares up into the branches as Arceus disappears. When he hears the word "catch" it takes him a moment before he sees the fruit coming toward him. He drops a few, but quite a few pieces are caught!]

/ i like to imagine that whenever arceus loses plates, it starts to lose colour and turns monochrome with the sole exception of those red eyes

ᅠ ( mn ... he can't climb . well , he can , he just doesn't want to . however , he eventually gets over it and leaps upwards —— disappearing into the boughs of the berry tree before some of the fruit comes falling down . ) catch . ᅠ ㅤ

?Proton? (Kid Event)@dropofblood.bsky.social · 3w ago

[He nods!] I can't reach any of them though... believe me, I tried. [A small pout as he looks to the berry trees.]

ᅠ indeed . ( that is technically the truth . but ' friends ' isn't what he'd use to describe them , considering they never met to begin with . ) hungry ? berries grow here plenty . ᅠ ㅤ

?Proton? (Kid Event)@dropofblood.bsky.social · 3w ago

Boo... Then where did we meet? Are you one of mama's friends? [Scooching closer. He seems interested. He's never seen anyone like this before...]

ᅠ ... nay . 😐 ( is he just saying that so arceus makes a fool of himself ? perhaps . and he doesn't want to find out . ) i cannot speak in dialects . i can understand them , however . ᅠ ㅤ

?Proton? (Kid Event)@dropofblood.bsky.social · 3w ago

[He thinks for a moment.] Can you do a galarian accent? [He looks up with a small smile on his face.]

ᅠ we have ... after a fashion . and my speech is simply for fun . i enjoy finding out how many people can actually understand me , but i can switch to a modernized manner of speaking if you'd like . ᅠ ㅤ

?Proton? (Kid Event)@dropofblood.bsky.social · 3w ago

[He huffs and sinks back into the grass.] Good. ...Have we met before? Why are you talking like that?

/ play your cards right and arceus may just accidentally become a parent to little chudling proton

ᅠ ah , so the attitude remains still . how fun . ( arms were folded behind his back whilst he took a quick look around to see if he , perhaps , set foot into the wrong reality by accident . ... no . yes ? ) be at ease , i did not mean it as an insult to thee . ᅠ ㅤ

?Proton? (Kid Event)@dropofblood.bsky.social · 3w ago

Shrunk?? [He sits up, and pouts.] I'm not small! I'm almost as tall as you!! [He probably, barely comes up to Arceus's knee...]

ᅠ ( a red eye stared at him , brows furrowed in visible confusion . ... what is this ? he knows that's proton , he's seen countless of him , but this is almost like an anomaly ) how odd . hast thou shrunk , perhaps ? ᅠ ㅤ

?Proton? (Kid Event)@dropofblood.bsky.social · 3w ago

[ @almightysinnoh.bsky.social ] [The child found a nice spot to lay down in the park for a while. His eyes were closed until he felt a shadow pass over his vision. Slowly opening his eyes, he sees a figure standing over him. He freezes, not knowing what to do, and simply stares...]

ᅠ ( observing , not EXACTLY concerned , but still... ) ᅠ ㅤ

unova's most normal guy@laggingtrains.bsky.social · last mo.

[ eelektross is chewing on his head. he's just standing there. ]

Make no judgements where you have no compassion.

-:- My brain is doing stupid brain things tonight... Um... 👉👈 If you'd please? Sorry to be a bother...

Stop being horny on main. Perverts.

ᅠ hahaah ... oh dear . it has been a while since i felt less dull . how nice . ᅠ ㅤ

/ actual bum who gets inked by poipole