Having clients in wildly different time zones means you sometimes wake up to a call scheduled at 9 am when your calendar was clear the night before
Em Rose (she/they)
@almostbriarrose.bsky.social
magical girl ✨ queer ✨ enjoyer of things ✨ little guy enthusiast www.erlongwriting.com
Me: has severe anxiety issues around mold @secretsleepoversociety.com : *plays video game about infectious mold* Me: this should be fine! I was able to get through Silent Hill with them! Also me: *ten minutes in* nopenopenope can't do it I will try again another day because I'm intrigued tho 👀👀
I'm serious as Death when I say the only possible situation where I get married for love of a man is if Samwise Gamgee himself spawned into existence in front of me. I would propose to HIM. The only man I would marry for any reason other than taxes.
Listening to friends talk about their super healthy relationship dynamics makes me cringe so hard at my past self 🙃🙃 like, it was all fine at the beginning, and I'm not blameless in any of this, but I see so much unhealthy shit so much more clearly now
I think that the Earnestness and Seriousness with which they did this cover is what's taking me out. I'm absolutely here for it, but it would be less impactful if they had played it as a bit. I'm really glad they didn't. Though I'd also love to know whose idea this was.
kpop moments that could kill achilleans@kpopachillean.bsky.social · 3w agoATEEZ Seonghwa & Mingi #성화 #민기 📷 x/AhreAlos
The inherent emotional comfort of listening to Jacob and Tristan crash out over Julia's cozy coupe
I'm watching my friend go through a finance-related rough patch with her boyf and it's making me realize how much I let my need for stability and reciprocal responsibility be walked all over
Why do bugs only make themselves known when I am either entering or exiting the shower? This feels like a Curse.
I remembered why I try and leave my desk at a reasonable hour. My brain associates "desk" with "work" on workdays, and so now I'm still Awake because my brain is insisting I didn't get any chill/vibe time today 🙃 welcome to the next 2.5 weeks of my life, I'm going to be So Tired
Okay, sure, he's a sea slug now, but WHY is he a sea slug now? How and when did he become a sea slug? Why a sea slug? How did they find him out of the (presumably) large number of neon sea slugs in the world? Sure, we have 66 001 proposals, but no answers on why this man is a slug
I wish there was a restaurant from which I could acquire a slice of pizza the size of my face and a side of crab rangoon
I love being reminded of why I have an inability to properly express or name my emotions 🙃 I fucking hate Wednesdays.
It always looks like resident evil characters have Too Many Teeth and I can't explain why
Em Rose (she/they)@almostbriarrose.bsky.social · 4mo agoMe: "zombies are my horror hard no" Also me: *binging ResE lore breakdowns because I'm a slut for world building and also Leon Kennedy*
Idk how many hours in I am, but we've finally got Matt Mercer Leon Kennedy! I am Hype!
Em Rose (she/they)@almostbriarrose.bsky.social · 4mo agoMe: "zombies are my horror hard no" Also me: *binging ResE lore breakdowns because I'm a slut for world building and also Leon Kennedy*
Update: I'm approximately 12 hours into this specific lore binge (it's a 33 hour long playlist of videos)
Em Rose (she/they)@almostbriarrose.bsky.social · 4mo agoMe: "zombies are my horror hard no" Also me: *binging ResE lore breakdowns because I'm a slut for world building and also Leon Kennedy*
I wish sbux wasn't moral trash (or that my brother's gf at least worked at the one closest to me) so I could run and get more coffee because my coffee maker is acting up 😭😭
Me: "zombies are my horror hard no" Also me: *binging ResE lore breakdowns because I'm a slut for world building and also Leon Kennedy*
I wish I could tell when I was nauseous in an "if I eat anything I'll feel Worse" way vs an "if I eat I'll feel better" way 🙃🙃🙃
Did I just burst into tears over the comic that Julia posted on insta? Yes, yes I did. I will now have to explain why I'm crying and I do not wish to because I don't think I can
Bonkly update! He's so cute 🥺🥺🥺 Thank you @hankgreen.bsky.social for figuring out how to hack my brain to make me productive (it's the combination of Frog Rewards and guilt because I understand the frustration of dropped stitches 😅)
No. Your childhood nostalgia does not matter more than the lives of real people. And frankly I'm fucking tired of having to pretend that isnt a fucking insane thing to say in response to "please don't support the hate monger lady's soggy, reheated nachos"
Not Cover Me playing in Walmart, I don't wanna burst into tears 😭😭😭
Apparently 1 am is the perfect time to read through all the candidate info again for the IL election on Tuesday 🙃🙃 why my brain decided Now was the correct time to do so instead of, idk, during the day, I will never know
If my period starts on or before Tuesday, I will simply cause problems on purpose because I don't have time for that shit 🙃🙃🙃
Why can't my insomnia hit on a weeknight where I can use lack of sleep as an excuse to call out of work for at least a few hours 😭😭😭
Bonkly is living it up, even though I had to start from scratch on my new phone 😭😭
(I'm in a ResE lore spiral) How in the actual hell are Leon and Chris still alive? Jill and Ada, too. This is all batshit insane and they should all be dead a hundred times over