What is the name of the ninja dinosaur? The Yaneversaurus. #DadJokes
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Gunny T Shepherd, a graymuzzled German Shepherd Dog in a tiger kigu, with a pack of their own. Apparently intimidating but actually cuddlesome. Truth, Honor, Integrity. This account is NSFW. Everyone is welcome here. He / Him / His
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard. #DadJokes
“Mother! Faaather! It really isn’t fair!” the prince pouted. “What isn’t, dear?” the queen asked. “You’ve got a queen bed, and faaather has a king bed! But there’s no prince bed!” “We’ve been through this before,” the king groaned, his eyes rolling. “You’ve got the heir mattress!” #DadJokes
When did the Japanese start eating eggs? A long tamago! #DadJokes
Why couldn’t Shakespeare practice law? He was de Bard. #DadJokes
Heap by Jenny Holzer displaying texts from her various written works, Truisms, Inflammatory Essays, Survival and Arno. #brooklynmuseum #nyc #art #sculpture
What did James Bond’s barber say when Bond suggested shaving to get rid of his greying hair? “No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to dye!” #DadJokes
Yesterday, I ate some cat food. Don’t worry, I’m feline fine. #DadJokes
Did you hear about the Santa that was hitting on everyone at the club? It was pan Nick at the disco. #DadJokes
You Must Plan. NYC stops for no one. A sign on 14th Street and 6th Avenue ready for trash pick up three days after his death. #NYC #photography #art #davidhockney #blackandwhitephotography
Why did the funeral director hire an actor to follow the funeral procession and put the coffin back into the car in case it fell out? He wanted someone with a lot of experience rehearsing. #DadJokes
Why do dogs stay away from clocks? We don’t like ticks. #DadJokes
Why don’t dogs plagiarize? We like to chase our own tails. #DadJokes
Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors, they’d be chicken sedans. #DadJokes
When I was younger, I was taking a calculus test, and sat between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them. #DadJokes
People are surprised that I have a Police record. But what can I say– I really like their music. #DadJokes
What kind of music do bunnies like? Hip hop, of course! #DadJokes
Eye Chrome Splash. Charlotte Colbert’s 30' high “Dreamland Sirens” steel #sculpture in front of the #FlatironBuilding. #Odd #eye #chrome #nyc #newyorkcity #BlueSkyArtShow #photography #blackandwhitephotography
Frazzled Owl. A plush owl I saw on the shelf at The Library brewpub in #Michigan. This poor guy has clearly seen some things. #Odd #owl #plush #houghton #BlueSkyArtShow #photography
You know what is the real downside to eating a clock? It’s just very time consuming. #DadJokes
Sky Spiral. A picture of a spiral staircase I spotted on a brutalist parking structure on Roosevelt Island. I liked the contrast and framing of the concrete with the pure blue sky and splash of red. #art #photography #architecture #nyc #newyorkcity #brutalist
A few pictures from a visit to Gagosian gallery’s presentation of two negative sculptures by Michael Heizer, “Convoluted Line A” and “Convoluted Line B”. The sculptures show Heizer experimenting with the sculptural possibilities of two dimensional lines expressed in 3D at monumental scale. 🧵 1/3
An old woman is sitting at the bar at the seniors’ home when she spots an older gentleman. She smiles at him, and he saunters over with his cane and sits down beside her. "So," he says in a sexy baritone voice,"Do I come here often?" #DadJokes
Why did the old man get kicked out of the senior home for losing his glasses? Because he searched every nook and granny. #DadJokes
I was going to tell you a joke about a woman who only eats plants, but you’ve prolly never heard of herbivore. #DadJokes
Of the many reasons to love #NYC, one is vibrancy cause by density. Standing in place with diverse musical styles in each ear and five other musicians at 100 paces with their own jam, you can’t help but feel energized and creative. Ideas spark and differences fall as things meld in your brain.