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@alternatetawna.bsky.social
PFP: ZedEdge RP/Parody Account of Tawna Bandicoot from another universe in Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time. Mild/Suggestive Themes ahead. LEWD ACCS DNI (Mun & Muse are 18+, Minor Muns DNI) (Mun Age: 24) The Pirate Marsupial of #𝐀𝐭𝐳𝐢𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐡
Dami.☆ Hi, doing it here since I'm regaining muse. Also, please do note; Commenting on the post isn't a guaranteed ship. It merely means I'll consider the idea, and see if any chemistry can be drummed up from such. I'll be very selective, and would need it to be 18+ muns AND muses.
“Oh... So that’s why people want this ‘England’ to lose... And I discovered ‘Australia’ lost?”
“Okay, I believe you all made comments about my - AHEM - butt being fat? Come on, it’s not THAT big.”
OOC. //Can full-time lewd accounts kindly fuck off?
Looking down at the reader as if Tawna is offering them to go on an adventure.
Forget Thicc Thursday. Because you guys couldn’t handle my rear, here's one for #SedcutiveSunday. Only today. Then, it’s back to our normal lives.
“Dummy thicc? Yeah, I’ve seen and encountered this before.”
I had my ship cleaned out, and now... It reeks.💧
OOC. //Oh, look. Another Carmeli- >It’s a l*wd account. //Oh, fuck off.
Hmmm. You have a point. Must be why I had to find a dimension where people can truly tune up my preferred ride....
𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 11mo agoNah, if it's gonna b' out moded, may as well spruce it up ! 'S why I tend t' dumpster dive ...
"ʙᴇꜱɪᴅᴇꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴏʟɪᴄʏ. ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴜʀɴ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴀʏꜱ!" *ᴍᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ ᴀʀᴇ 18+ *ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ *ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪꜱᴛʀʏ *(ɴ)ꜱꜰᴡ (ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇᴡᴅ ɪꜱ *ꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛʟʏ* ꜰᴏʀ ᴅᴍꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ)
To be fair, the people who I stole from didn’t mind because their belongings like the two I mentioned are close to become out of date. But could you blame them?
𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 11mo ago[ A soft smirk, as he waves a hand . ] I ain't above swipin' others rides ! ... granted, I tend t' often break 'em too, so ...
Big yikes, but I can see where you’re coming from. Unlike you... I happen to ‘borrow’ vehicles with each dimension I travel to besides looking for spare parts. Okay, MAYBE I did got a few from the junkyard for my personal interests, but still.
𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 11mo ago[ A soft smile, his arms crossing . ] Definitely 'ave t' be th' bike f'er m' . Made one outta sum' scraps in sum' Babylon ruins, n' she's m' pride n' joy ! ... plus, m' knees tend t' crack when on a board . N' th' board always comes crashin' down when I step on it . 💧
I get what you’re saying. It’s a tie between riding a hoverboard or a hoverbike, whichever one I prefer.
𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 11mo agoOh, tha's actually fairly neat ! M' own ride can also do tha', but ... I prefer th' road . Easier t' rest on th' ground then th' sky, ya know ?
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ALT: a cartoon pirate is sitting at a table giving a thumbs up and saying `` well yes '' .
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𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 11mo agoAh, seafarin' ... ? I ain't really built f'er tha' ... tend t' get seasick . 💧
Hmm... I'll consider. I have an empty pirate crew, despite I work all by myself. Not like a certain archnemesis would appear in front of me.
𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 11mo ago[ An almost childish snort— ] ... well, I mean, if ya ever wanna find sum' good loot, ya can always hit m' up ? I 'ave a tendency o' findin' sum' decent booty !~
Good. Finding nothing but low common booty.
𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 11mo agoAye, it certainly has been a hot sec ! How've ya been holdin' up ... ?
No problem. ... It’s a while we both talked to each other.
𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 11mo ago... huh . [ Growing a soft smile . ] Thank ya, f'er tha' !