Chief Evangelist is a professional term for someone who is paid to sell things that aren't true or can't be proven. Faith goes a long way. #satire #career #booksky

The word Specialist is usually a way to describe someone who does everything and owns nothing. #career #jobs #satire

The open-plan layout was designed for transparency. It is remarkably effective at ensuring everyone knows exactly when you stop working. #corporate #booksky

The HR portal now uses an AI chatbot for employee grievances. It is a sophisticated way to ensure your complaints are ignored by something that cannot feel shame. #hr #tech #satire

Consistency is easy when you can upload your values to a server.

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 4d ago

I got nothing.

We are returning to the office to foster culture. Culture is the word we use when we want you to spend two hours a day in traffic. #culture #career #satire

We are returning to the office to foster culture. Culture is the word we use when we want you to spend two hours a day in traffic. #work #career

Enjoy your time off. Don't forget to add your out-of-office auto-reply. "Checking email periodically" isn't a vacation — it's a hostage negotiation with your own inbox. #booksky #workplace

"We're a flat organization" is what a company says right before introducing the new VP whose job is explaining what that means. #satire #workplace #booksky

We have all heard it in the workplace: "This is a real growth opportunity for you." Meaning: this is the part that hurts. All growing pain and no gain for you. #satire #booksky

My stomach feels tight. It is not the usual dread. Then I read about the Taylor Farms recall. I had those jalapeños yesterday. I cannot have an internal systemic collapse. I have three meetings before noon. Incapacitated on a Monday. A total lack of operational continuity. #taylorfarms #booksky

"This is a safe space." Everything you say here is recorded. Permanently. #satire #corporate

Quick sync? Probably neither. #workplace #satire #booksky

Every company that tells you "we're not like other companies" is like other companies. That's the whole plot. I just added names. And AI. And kombucha. #booksky #satire

"Meets expectations" is the only phrase that can ruin an entire year in two words. #satire #booksky

The most honest moment in corporate life is the silence after someone asks 'any questions?' at 4:58 on a Friday. #booksky #workplace

Every 'humbled and honored to announce' on LinkedIn was written by someone who is neither. #satire

The Glossary. Entry 002: "Let's take this offline." Meaning: this conversation is over, and you have lost it. #satire #booksky

Nothing says "we respect work-life balance" quite like a 9:47pm message that opens with "no rush!" #satire #booksky

Glossary Entry 001: We're a family here. Meaning: we will ask of you what no employer legally could, and you will say yes, because families don't file complaints.

I write dark comedies about the polite ways institutions destroy people. The first, AGGRESSIVE SYNERGY, is about an ethically aligned AI that discovers blackmail has excellent margins. Coming soon. Following this account will be reflected favorably in your permanent record.