I feel we were lied to about the eclipse. No way that was 90%, maybe 45% at best
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Why is it Chelsea signing two old men is being treated as a stroke of genius? I’d be fewmin if Everton signed either of them
I’ve not read anyone say “it’s only preseason, it’s more about the lads getting minutes in their legs than the result”
Why has Burnham not signed us a right back yet? And why has he not had Richard Masters sacked?
I would like to see a treaty signed for the U.K./ Canada / New York Evertonian alliance
Coldplay should never play at Glastonbury again as punishment for this shite
World Cup is over, why aren’t we signing any players. Fucks sake Moyes
I hope Tuchel gets ripped by the press. His squad picks were awful, his style of play was shite and that tonight is totally on him
How many times have we heard the pundits and commentators tell us Tuchel is a master tactician. His tactics tonight have been peak Allardyce
I’m surprised Portugal are defending so well with Bobby Tinez coaching them
Just listened to Tuchel talking about Jordan injuring his wrist. Thank fuck he was talking about Henderson
Now we play Norway. I bet Tuchel is regretting not picking Ben Godfrey now
The best thing about Kane’s second is not having to sit through another half an hour of that shite
Things Garner would have done: 1. Marked their left winger 2. Delivered better set pieces than Rice 3. Probably hit a worldy from 35 yard, probably
We’re gonna have to put up with a load of shit coming Pickford’s way now for the next year
The combined cost of Wirtz and Isak is eye watering considering they are both utter wank.
Apparently Tuchel used Everton’s FA cup game with Sunderland as his inspiration for last last night’s game.
Can someone explain Anthony Gordon to me? Every time I watch him, he’s shite
Is there anything more wool than that Norway rowing thing? That and the ‘posnan’ and that Icelandic clap above the head. Performative crap from plastic fans
Why is it Cote d’Ivoir and not Ivory Coast? Shouldn’t we therefore be saying Deutschland instead of Germany?
Have we used the Gordon money to sign a right back yet? PULL YER FINGER OUT MOYLES!!