7pm doors, 8pm music means EIGHT PM MUSIC

Could you chucklefucks shut the fuck up??

Have you seen the proprietary charger cord for my Garmin watch? 🤦🏼‍♀️

I should treat myself, right?

I transitioned into a real bitch

The 10pm regret from drinking a Celsius

The 7pm urge to drink a Celsius

I wanna get a tattoo

The human mind cannot process a bulge in high waist bottoms

I'm starting my findom era. Give me your money.

Not understanding the appeal of greys anatomy gives me gender dysphoria

What are ya, some kinda asshole or something?

I love you

I don't believe any of you are real

I just ripped my favorite jeans while trying to put them on 🙁

A coffee shop, with a dart board

Fall back spring forward on that thang