AMBIEN
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St Louis nap champ one of god's own prototypes 45 años TELE: Ambien FA: mrowl
You know...it's been a while since Clint Eastwood argued with a chair...
What I’d do is fill the elevator shaft with marmite. The marmite would cushion the fall. Also, for the bus, I’d cover the road with marmite. The bus’s wheels would slip on the marmite so it would appear to be going over 50mph.
Watching SPEED I remember this being a stupid movie but I don’t think it was Michael Bays kinds of stupid Stand by…
AMBIEN@ambienowl.bsky.social · last wk.I tried watching The Rock This movie is so fucking stupid. Somewhere around the cable car blowing up (cable cars don’t contain any fuel) and the Hummer chase (possibly the slowest vehicle manufactured in the past 40 years) I had to turn it off.
In Subway and the health inspector just showed up 🤐
AMBIEN@ambienowl.bsky.social · yesterdayI had a sandwich with lettuce on it today and then this came out
I had a sandwich with lettuce on it today and then this came out
Remotely hacking into cops body cams and turning them on while they’re peeing and posting it as a blooper reel on youtub channel called vienna pig dicks or something perhaps more clever
Making a little handheld keyboard to test some things before ordering a full keyboard. Due to dipshit taxes it's too expensive to just wing it on a full sized keyboard pcb.
AMBIEN@ambienowl.bsky.social · 4d agoNo keyboard but I have a schematic so I design my own
Easiest way to get a lot of people on the internet to acknowledge your existence is to say or do something shitty
I think Batman would save a lot of money on wear and tear on the Batmobile if he lived IN Gotham, instead of Gotham County.
I once had a dream that Skinny Puppy did a cover of Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough but Ohgr was dancing around in front of piles of spent rifle cartridges instead of crystals and it was sort of a commentary about the military-industrial complex
ezra@fallowglen.bsky.social · 5d agomj please take me to your crystal world
I dunno I just think the moment someone refers to people as "illegals" is the moment that they've shown their cards. They've shown that their entire moral foundation is built upon what politicians tell them is good or bad rather than any established spiritual doctrine.
