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@amlaffertydelgado.bsky.social

Fumbling around trying to figure stuff out. History, science, and art enthusiast. Not an expert. Californian. Profile pic by Jon Rosenberg. She/her

Spent the wedding anniversary crying into a corn dog for dinner because he said โ€œso thatโ€™s it; I guess you wonโ€™t marry meโ€ because I listed 3 options of food I could make him when he asked whatโ€™s for dinner. This fucking disease

Anne ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿงถ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿˆ@amlaffertydelgado.bsky.social ยท 6d ago

Heโ€™s forgetting me ๐Ÿ˜ข

Ok wow. So I feel very elderly now. Working memory Poutine Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) HBCU Emergency Medical Technician (EMT) These are not my vibe, but they are the words from my birth year that make me feel like I have one foot in the grave

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com ยท 5d ago

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe โฌ‡๏ธ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

I recently discovered Merriam-Webster's Time Traveler feature which tells you which words are the same age as you.
I'm convinced there are 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe your vibe.
Mine (1987):
ยท
-adhd
โ€ข brain fart
-dad joke 
-potty-mouthed
-thirtysomething

IN A WORLD where the falcon cannot hear the falconerโ€ฆ When the blood-dimmed tide is loosedโ€ฆ And the centre cannot holdโ€ฆ ONE MAN has his hour come round at LAST [INCEPTION WWWHHHAAAAAHH] THIS CHRISTMAS JASON STATHAM Slouches toward Bethlehem to be born [BUMBUMBUM] THE SECOND COMING Rated R

Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social ยท last wk.

Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him