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"putting god given talent to hellish use"
Recently learned that Bermuda is in the middle of the Atlantic, not the Caribbean as every friend and family member I asked had believed all their lives. We'd figured the Triangle was relatively small, maybe 100 sq miles, but were off by 4 orders of magnitude. 😬
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 3d agoI dont believe in The Bermuda Triangle. Me neither. I think it's a hexagon.
🎶 Monday peace about to start Tuesday, Wednesday falls apart Thursday we'll strike at their heart It's Friday, straight is closed
Comfortably Numb@numb.comfortab.ly · 3d agoHow many times has this "Friday evening - total Iran annihilation, Monday morning - close to make a deal" shit has been repeated already? You'd think the greediest pump-and-dump capitalist shark would be satiated by now. And yet.
🎶 Markwayne sucks! 🎶 When there's trouble you blame M-W
Ruin a book by adding a word: The Unalphabetized Dictionary 😑
BUG-EYED CAT@californiahorst.bsky.social · last wk.Ruin a book by adding a word: The House of the Seven Clark Gables
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or Alice In Chains.
Josh Dobbin@joshdobbin.bsky.social · 2w agoPost a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or Alice In Chains.
Shouldn't be. Flags in Graham's home state are still at half-mast, but the presidential decree affecting DC expired July 18.
Comfortably Numb@numb.comfortab.ly · 2w agowhy is the flag half-staff?
"Brad Pitt also among the fans here. Oh, it's Matt Damon. That's Matt Damon. Got a lot of glare on our monitors too. Apologize to both." ⚽
My diarrhea was explosive *before* it was cool 😒
RIP half of @latenightseth.bsky.social 's impression repertoire.
Saw a house fly trying futilely to get out the kitchen window and thought "sorry buddy, you're gonna die in here like the rest of us."
Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal Patrick Kidd in The Times
Mitch McConnell wasn't available so I left a message
What horror movie image haunts you?
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · last mo.What horror movie image haunts you?