Going to my first wedding today, I've never been invited before 😚
🏳️⚧️ Amy had a little pond 🔞
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Non binary pussy girl called Amy. Also a dickless cuntboy called Kitt. Any pronouns. 🔥 Radically pro-transgender 🔞 NSFW, minors do not interact 💸 please tip http://amypond.gay 📸 adult content: http://amypond.gay
Burnham is looking into holding enquiries over the UK actions of Epstein and Al Fayed... Which sounds great... But... What the fuck do you MEAN there weren't already enquiries? What the fuck
Gonna steal this 1. Book you've reread the most times? The Crazy Celts, Horrible Histories 2. Top 5 books of all time? A. Night Watch B. Alice in Wonderland C. Accidentally Wes Anderson D. Wolverhampton to Horseley Fields in Old Photographs E. Red Dwarf, Backwards
UKers: any advice on the best android app for taking card payments?
Shower thought: there is no reason for the ship in Asteroids to be so basic when the asteroids in the game are relatively detailed in comparison
I can't shake the feeling that the current run on Pokémon cards is just a rehash of the techbro ape NFG Ponzi scheme, just using physical items.
I am starting a business! To help fund it and to get used to making stuff, I am launching World of Amy and Kitt merch. Join the Kitt-Kat Club! DM me to order anything; this is all very new to me. Suggested prices in next post...
Just got to see Sam Nicoresti live :) and many other comedians at The Tits. Brilliant.
I have my first ever order :) Now is the perfect time to lodge a custom t-shirt if you want one, I can do personalisation or you can send me your design, as long as it doesn't void copyright and isn't AI.
🏳️⚧️ Amy had a little pond 🔞@amypond.gay · 5d agoI am starting a business! To help fund it and to get used to making stuff, I am launching World of Amy and Kitt merch. Join the Kitt-Kat Club! DM me to order anything; this is all very new to me. Suggested prices in next post...
You are now aware that Cinderella in Dutch is Assepoester.
Been pointed out I probably nuked my engagement by changing my pfp, so just saying it still me. (Still need to sort out lighting in this room)
I am starting a business! To help fund it and to get used to making stuff, I am launching World of Amy and Kitt merch. Join the Kitt-Kat Club! DM me to order anything; this is all very new to me. Suggested prices in next post...
Je suis enneyeux; vouz avez une petite baguette du magic mon petit garçon!
Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋@poppyhaze.bsky.social · last wk.quel ennui!
Watching X-Men 97. Why does Sabretooth have so much... Butt? That's a lot of butt.
