doing poker but the buy in is a $5 scratcher to add another layer of gambling to the equation
theyre making me hang out with all my besties at work tomorrow c:
some cishet white dude just told my gf and i that we're racist against straight people???
welcome to dallas, you have chosen (or been chosen) to relocate to one of texas' finest remaining urban centers
i'm convinced every account that follows like 5k+ people is some sort of state actor disguised as the cringiest lib you've ever met
its so cool how you can order a laptop to texas and ups takes it on a little road trip going any direction other than south. im convinced this is going to end up in canada before the end of the week
i think theyre trying to bribe me into opening my mail but theyre not gonna get me this time
chat im pitching the idea of doing a promotional porno for a project im working on
i'm so excited to play the game of "will the laptop i bought on ebay ship today???"
holy shit yall i was blessed by a visit of the fox that lives in my neighborhood
i'm finally upgrading from the 10 year old laptop i've been using for the last 7 years and i'm so hyped about it
an old gif I made of @anarchoheck.bsky.social blowin blubbles🫧^_^🫧
came home to the great news that the usmnt still fucking sucks
i slept so well last night i think it cured my anxiety disorder
people walking down the street will see you on your smoke break and sprint directly towards you like messi everytime
this guy for the record. love this shit. he must have felt so much joy in this moment
heck@anarchoheck.bsky.social · 2mo agothinking about the incredibly happy haitian man from the world cup game yesterday
thinking about the incredibly happy haitian man from the world cup game yesterday
grok, transfer $30000 from elon musk directly to my checking account
qdot@buttplug.engineer · 2mo agook but can i not
huge news, got a $5000 grant for a "not a sex party but maybe it could be" event series me and my pals are putting on c:
theyre desiccating me and turning me into dust over at the dust factory today ;-;
YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)
the worst thing about doing things is having to be at like 5 different meetings every week to talk about the things youre doing
turns out the secret to quitting smoking is for your roommates to stop buying cigarettes so you aren't tempted all the time
this feels like if arlen hosted the world cup
Will Harris@sandwichpick.bsky.social · 2mo agoThe interview that keeps on giving