Miller is wobbling. So, let's guess why this racist anal wart is! 1) Drunk 2) High 3) He hasn't desanguinated an intern recently and he has low platelets 4) He has a horrific hemorrhoid and he has to wobble to keep off the pressure 5) He has "You Spin Me Right Round" in his widdle bald head

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 17h ago

JD Vance: "We don't want the next administration, whoever -- god forbid you're gonna have President El-Sayed in three years ... "

No more secrets...

A secret will be revealed soooooooon...

My shoulder, a rotator cuff tear, just will not let up with the movement pain. It has hurt off and on for a few years, and now I think I have no choice but to take care of it.

Awkward family function... but there's pretzels!

Random test. If you know this, only do the first part. Make new friends...

That moment when you realize that one bill pulled from your account was way higher than you budgeted and you fucked yourself. *close to crying*

... I hate this already, but NGL, morbidly curious about it. How many times is he going to swear that roadkill is acceptable? That raw wild boar is perfectly okay? So many parasites to feast on, so little time.

Brandy Zadrozny@brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 7d ago

Someone posted this in slack and I actually thought it was The Onion. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Sounds like they had a whale of a time.

jordan@jordantyranny.bsky.social · last wk.

The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.

I believe the ex-wife, especially since a scald to the chest is something proveable via medical records (assuming she was treated). And, you know, their 2-year old saying, "Daddy kill you." I'd say that I hope the guy gets nailed to the wall, but it's Ohio, and I know how little they do for abuse.

George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸@gtconway.bsky.social · last wk.

“Ms. Moreno, the daughter of Senator Moreno ... has said that Mr. Miller scalded her chest and stomach by throwing hot water from a skillet at her body; held a gun to her head; pushed her against a wall and hit her head; and fractured their daughter’s collarbone and bruised her shoulder. ...

You had one job...

Can't sleep, can't sleep, can't sleep. Rains are 'a comin'...

Trump suffers from the world's smallest penis while also being deeply racist. A complete bastard, in other words.

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2w ago

Trump has ordered that warning signs labeling the Smithsonian’s National Museum of American History as 'inaccurate' be placed in front of the museum

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. "Noted right-leaning mag pushes other party members to vote a certain way because of scaremongering."

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 2w ago

The vibes may be exciting, but if Democrats are going to win this year and in 2028, they must reject the DSA. If you’re tempted by a democratic socialist this year, think of what use Republicans will make of these victories, and ask whether you want to do favors for fascists.

Ah yes, Pinky Herman, the lovechild of Pinky Lee and Peewee Herman. That you know, doesn't exist.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Trump: "I fought Ossoff before, as you know, And we won. He reminds me of Pinky Herman."

This is to dancing what a chicken is to a velocipraptor. Vaguely related and toothless, incapable of true flight, and needing to eat rocks.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

the commander in chief dances to YMCA

Job lock is and has been a defining feature of capitalism. There should be dynamic job growth opportunities and a functional medical system in this country, to start. Not happening with the Admin, much less SCOTUS Workers need to remember that they have power.

NPR@npr.org · 2w ago

About 24% of U.S. employees stay in unwanted jobs just for health insurance, a report out Wednesday finds. Up significantly since 2021, the uptick in "job lock" is a concerning sign for the U.S. economy. n.pr/4gQIY5E

I stan these protesters with my little, black heart.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Hegseth is interrupted by a second, third, and fourth round of protesters in quick succession

Late night here, and I can't sleep. Which is normal for me because I have insomnia. Going to fart around on the internet until the big yawns may arrive thanks to my meds.

I now have a hitch on my Jeep and I desperately need some artillery to tow. For reasons. www.youtube.com/shorts/9ubmE...

Is this a normal day in Serbia?! #serbia #artillery #unitedstates #funny #comedy #ryankelly #ypr

YouTube video by Ryan Kelly Comedy

youtube.com

There really is no bottom for these racist assholes.

Matthew Eadie@mattheweadie.bsky.social · 3w ago

The Republican nominee for retiring Rep. Jan Schakowsky’s congressional seat:

Going to have to back to SD sooooooon. I wish I didn't have to, but I have a son that I love so much. Then I am returning where I am.

Lol, I'm sitting here feeling really down and the cat walks past. I call out - the cat stops and then looks away - I try again. Nope. Then it walks away, and all I can think is "geez, the cat doesn't even want me. *laughs*

Just had a parent training meeting over my son's progress in ABA. It was the first time I saw him in two weeks. The minute he saw me, he started crying and trying to get away. When he was encouraged to wave goodbye, he turned his head and looked elsewhere. I am absolutely broken right now.

1. This guy has never worked 7 days a week in his life. 1a. He may legitimately not know that a week has 7 days. 2. Part of the "work for the state until you die" philosophy. 3. Scott only understands Medicare fraud, anyway. 4. He needs drop-kicked into the Sun, the fucking ghoul.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w ago

Sen. Rick Scott: "The minimum we ought to work is seven days a week"

My god, how many couches has he gone through? How goes the "shhh, you have to keep my affair with the Kirk widow quiet" requests? Have they come up with a code name for her? I'm guessing "Titmouse."

James Downie@jamescdownie.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Agents have shared concerns internally about Vance and his office pressing them for trips and assignments that some agents consider an inappropriate or even unprecedented use of government resources compared to prior Vice Presidents, they said."

Bigoted fucking cysts. A plague upon them, preferably one that causes blisters throughout the colon and taint.

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3w ago

The Trump administration replaced panels about the brutality of slavery at the Philadelphia President’s House memorial while the public slept overnight

Cannot wait to find out about these folks being bullied because they have to take testosterone. Of course, curious to know what levels they consider "manly."

Matthew Gault@mjgault.bsky.social · 3w ago

Hegseth announced they're gonna start screening for T and administering testosterone treatment for warriors found wanting

Losing my voice again, yaaaay.

If the afterlife is real, I honestly hope that John McCain is beating the shit out of his friend Graham for the 180 he did about Trump. They both had terrible politics, but McCain saved Obamacare and I will give him a lot of credit for that. Also, fuck Graham for everything he helped orchestrate.