When isn't it?

Micah@rincewind.run · 2d ago

I'm so glad it's twelve foot skeleton season

Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.

So when Frasier sings that Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs song at the end of Frasier is that about actual food or is he licking hole, I only ask this because at the end he goes “scrambled eggs all over my face!” and I’ve never seen a grown man have an issue with that

current mood:

Afternoon in Sandwich at the Sandwich Brewing Co.

well he was MI5's number one man. Number two had to do this.

ChrisO_wiki@chriso-wiki.bsky.social · 5d ago

James Bond never had to do this, just saying

Love the honesty. Hi, I’m Brady. Do I enjoy politics? No. Do I know what I’m doing? No. But am I qualified? Also no. #Kelowna #Election

Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦@snarkysteff.bsky.social · last wk.

MEANWHILE, in Canada, meet Brady Rogers, the reluctant politician who's fed up and thinks he can do better. His sign says "I barely want to do this." His website says, "I guess I'm running for Kelowna city council." His business? Recycling plastic into cool things.

He was still alive? Huh.

The Associated Press@apnews.com · 5d ago

Jim Bakker, who, along with his then-wife Tammy Faye, built an evangelical empire around the hugely successful TV show “The PTL Club,” only to lose it all over a sex scandal and financial crimes, has died.

Walking through Rondeau Park yesterday and saw this. Maybe they're an Angry Samoans fan. Also, don't do this.

This has been the longest month of my life. Just met with my surgeon to go over the pathology report. BENIGN! Time to finally exhale. Now go book your mammogram.

SpookyCobraChicken@andgracetoo.bsky.social · last mo.

Out of surgery with less boob than when I entered the hospital. Thank you for the well wishes. Remember to perform self exams & get your mammogram, it can save your life. Hug a nurse (with their consent), they make horrible experiences less horrible. Also PAY THEM MORE! They're worth it.

There was a memorial march but agree on the Heritage Minute

Ok, everyone here knows about Ottawa's Rideau Street McDonald's fight raccoon right? Do we have a Heritage Minute for this yet?

Stephanie Carvin@stephaniecarvin.bsky.social · 2w ago

Trying to imagine this in Ottawa. “Dating! Brought to you by the Phoenix Payroll System!” (Immediately gets matched with the McDonald’s fight racoon)

that defense not gonna play on this website!!

Venus's Unruly Child@saturnexalted.bsky.social · 2w ago

It's especially beautiful when someone tries to pull the "I'm just a smol neurodivergent bean and can't be held accountable for being an asshole" thing, like the rest of us here aren't on one or more spectrums.

This is silly. Mark Carney is just doing his job but if it will cause embarrassment and stress for Trump...I'll allow it.

Mark Carney's stand against Trump leads to Nobel Peace Prize and Time Person of the Year buzz

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has built a global profile by standing up to U.S. President Donald Trump.

apnews.com

OMG. Katie Britt's face. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

All In with Chris Hayes@allinwithchris.bsky.social · 2w ago

WATCH: @chrislhayes.bsky.social breaks down how a GOP senator tried to use a supposed Atlanta Hawks game to prove Jack Smith secretly colluded with Trump prosecutors—only to learn the texts were about the Iowa Hawkeyes game he attended 700 miles away in Maryland.

When you’re in a staff meeting and you’re waiting for your friend across the room to open the meme you just sent

Darline Graham is reading her statement like it's some badly written novel & now narrated by someone who hasn't read the book.

If this wasn't so sad and representative of the current state of affairs (clown show), this would be belly laugh funny. Just how incompetent can one party be?

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 2w ago

I would read an oral history of the conception, creation and execution of this poster. "Oh boy, boss, we sure got him good!"

It would appear the hearing Jack Smith is testifying at is simply an exercise in seeing how many times Republicans can shoot themselves in the dick.

Sen. Eric Schmitt just very publicly shit the bed. It was just amazing. Someone photoshop that clown with a bright red honking nose. It was a self imposed reversed gotcha. Very rare. lol

SpookyCobraChicken@andgracetoo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Oh Shit, the GOP are sooooo stupid. Hawkeyes. Caitlyn Clark. Nice fucking due diligence there asshole.

Oh Shit, the GOP are sooooo stupid. Hawkeyes. Caitlyn Clark. Nice fucking due diligence there asshole.

According to Kennedy answering a question is filibustering. The GOP are fucking clowns.

Jack Smith is not going to take the bait. And all the GOP has is bait.

Don't know if it will do any good but since I'm home anyway I spent the day screenshotting assholes making fun of rape survivors & then sent the screenshots to their families and employers. Everyone needs a hobby.

Well fuck. I'm home for the week. I hate my boob.

SpookyCobraChicken@andgracetoo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Heading home with antibiotics & a follow up appointment due to an abscess. Ugh. Freaking useless boob.

I don't know, should I even ask what "slutcon" is? I honestly do not understand the world sometimes.

Yep, that's the stuff.😭

Casey Drottar@caseydrottar.bsky.social · 2w ago

My goodness, what an incredible moment. After Justin Verlander secured the final out of his career, Tigers manager A.J. Hinch came out of the dugout...to summon Verlander's daughter out to embrace her dad on the mound.

If he wanted to, couldn't he just bring a case of defamation instead of stomping on the first amendment & whining like the git he is? What's stopping him?

Alexander Howard@digiphile.bsky.social · 2w ago

“The corrupt President of Kazakistan stoked hatred against press after a court ruled he could not ban independent news media from accessing the executive mansion in violation of the Constitution. He always complains when a court or justice upholds the rule of law against his authoritarian attacks.”

Heading home with antibiotics & a follow up appointment due to an abscess. Ugh. Freaking useless boob.

SpookyCobraChicken@andgracetoo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Damn it. Back in ER. My partial mastectomy incision decided it needed to make my life interesting. Oof. Pretty sure its just a seroma bit better safe than sorry.