every so often i fantasize about what it would be like to be a semipopular vtuber where i have fans who listen to me and give me money and draw porn of me and whatever, but these fantasies always fall apart because in my hypothetical streams i start talking like northernlion

if youre not going to die and be reborn in the search of your greatest brilliance then you are not a real stage girl and i do not want to do the petplay scene with you