🚨Oh?🚨 🚨what🚨 🚨have🚨 🚨we🚨 🚨here?🚨 Jealous? Are you jealous? Are you missing out???
Tony Gregori@tonygregori.bsky.social · 2h agoOh shit @andrewbub.bsky.social look what came today!
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Big Cheese of Hot Commode-ity 🔥🚽🔥An illustrated publication that takes an appreciative look at cinema where a toilet is used for something other than going to the bathroom! Packed full of trivia, observations, ruminations, and maybe a stray peanut or two
Tony Gregori@tonygregori.bsky.social · 2h agoRodney Safetyfield: “I can’t explain it, so many people respect me, it’s nice”
There’s different degrees of posting, yeah? Like posting a lot and being a poster, posting too much and having ‘poster sickness’ and posting not stop and having “Poster Madness”? Posting from a position of experience but having not done the thing; Posteur Madness?
Why did Google suggest the second one? Like, when else would I be asking about??
I know that it’s bad, horrible, beyond comprehension awful But, catching a whiff of wildfire smoke for some reason feels like “home”
This fiber internet company came into down and they did a shit job running the line and hit like 2 gas lines and everyone is unhappy so I didn’t sign up with them and a rep called and asked if I was still interested and I was telling him what I didn’t like and it kinda sounded like he was crying
my older sister and her sweet dog Starry were viciously attacked by a neighbor’s dog that got under the fence in their yard. my sister is a single mom who also takes care of our elderly mother with dementia. they need some financial help. gofund.me/e5dffb87f
Donate to Help Us Heal After Starry’s Attack, organized by Krista Dalrymple
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So the WNBA went from “haha, women can’t ball” to “ok, but do it over there” to “oh they ball?” to “is this better than MNBA?” to “finally, ball for ball’s sake” to “oh now you’re paying attention? Well I guess it’s time to RUIN IT!”
Signed up for Kanopy so I can make a whole new watchlist of stuff I’ll never watch
I want the fried cauliflower product, but love my wife enough not to eat that shit. Sure, it’s cauliflower and not meat, but it’s still covered in garbage and fried to a perfect crisp, the constitution of the cauliflower keeping intact as you bite through the thick cut slabs, gritty coating clinging
Found a little rubber Jesus in the grass, took it home Now I’m spotting rubber Jesus everywhere I go At a restaurant At the Post Office On my manager’s desk
(Me all day at work) “Urgh, oof, maybe don’t eat kimchi and hard boiled eggs for dinner every night? Ugh” (Me eating dinner tonight) “Mmmm hardboiled eggs and kimchi🤤”
Saw someone complain about Odyssey spoilers and unlike some people I did not respond with “kinda hart to spoil a story that’s over 2000 years old” because maybe they never experienced it before, directly or indirectly? And sure this new movie has its own take on things, changes some things But still
Coworker walked past at a distance and asked if they had fixed the pulley for the air hose at my machine which is hard to do because it just looks like you’re jorgenoff or sockin a duck
Hey, do me a favor and just don’t talk to me in the bathroom at work. I know no one here has read Hot Commode-ity but I mention it in there twice. Thanks ✌️
Does seem weird that people pride themselves on being able to “do online” better than other people. It’s like crapping your pants and being like “hell yeah, right down the middle! Like to see you do that!”
I watched the Lindsey Graham funeral stuff and it’s a 1:1 recreation of when Mr. Bean goes to church
If I develop adult onset peanut allergy I’d be dead within a week
Taking the canopy shell off the bed of the truck and leaving it in the corner of the yard; now this house is a home
I think it’s weird that this radio station will play an edited version of Dire Straits’ “Money for Nothin” but then just let David Bowie’s “China Girl” cruise on by
What if you called it “Jack Pot-ket”? Is it too late? See it’s a pun off Jack Pot, and doesn’t sound like you’re just jacking off all the time
Unfortunate way to find out that Boy George is still alive
The Guardian@theguardian.com · last wk.‘You say genocide, I say war’: Boy George releases pro-Israel song, We Will Dance Again
I mean sure that's by design, but what the fuck are they doing in this picture?
News is always “innocent people shot in public” it’s never “wealthy decision maker who makes life worse is shot and no innocent people were injured in the action”. Well, except that one time. The wealthy decision makers certainly didn’t like that.
