Is it credible for James Orr to remain an Associate Professor in the Faculty of Divinity at Cambridge?
Andrew Graystone
@andrewgraystone.bsky.social
Laughter and anger - but not necessarily in that order. Think Christopher Robin trapped in the body of Winnie the Pooh.
By the end of tomorrow Andy Burnham will have been Prime Minister for longer than Liz Truss.
Roses are redde Noble are the manatees For a bettir future Teach artes and humanityes
What I don’t understand is, if you thought that Professor Jason Arday’s academic work was questionable, the entire academic process is set up to enable you to critique it. That’s the way academia works. You don’t hound the people you disagree with, you dispute with them.
If you look East from 10 o’clock tonight you may just see the total eclipse of Nigel Farage.
13th August, Clacton Town Hall. The Returning Officer announces that Count Binface has beaten Nigel Farage and is the new MP for Clacton. Binface removes his bin head to reveal a smiling Keir Starmer.
So basically, the plot of The Odyssey is: He’s coming home He’s coming home He’s coming…. [Long pause] Odysseus is coming home.
If (as I hope) Count Binface becomes an MP, will he have to renounce his title?
Today marks an important day in the rehabilitation of the name Andrew.
Paging Danny Boyle and @frankcottrellboyce.bsky.social.
By the time Keir Starmer became an MP, Andy Burnham had already been in government for ten years
Shares in black t shirts have gone through the roof.
Hear me out now - wouldn’t it be easier for everyone if we just leave Andy Burnham in place, and make Manchester the capital of the UK.
It’s the Summer Solstice. The nights are drawing in.
Reform have now lost six by-elections in a row in England, Scotland and Wales. Their national poll rating is 26% – below Labour in 1983 – and Farage’s approval rating is -37. They’re very far from the voice of the people and need to stop being treated as such.
Today I shall be stopping for a hydration break every 22 minutes
The countries that do well at @Eurovision seem to be those that marshall their loyal patriots to vote. The solution is simple. Next year we should send Tommy Robinson.
Dear Donald Trump. I hear that the Daily Mail has revealed that you and King Charles are distant cousins, and you have said that you would like to move in to Buckingham Palace. We have a much more suitable place to offer you. We call it The Tower of London.
One - two - three - four I declare a thumb war!
On this, Shakespeare’s birthday, don’t forget that the Bard was actually born in Turkey, never set foot in England and never slayed an actual dragon.
She’s come a long way since she worked with Spit the Dog.
Good luck to the crew of Artemis 2, who are getting ready to return to earth. If ever I’ve been away for ten days I find I can’t get all my stuff back into the suitcase it came out of.
If Trump goes ahead with his appalling threat a whole civilisation will indeed die tonight - but it won’t be Iran.
England’s second city – as every Mancunian knows – is London.
“So, what was the far side of the moon like?” “It was indescribable.” “You had one job….”
When the astronauts go behind the dark side of the moon - EVERYBODY HIDE! 🌚
Wishing a very happy Chrism Mass to all my Anglican friends.